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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.

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This might be one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen - babies’ first sunbeam! They melted!

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...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

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Eurasian Red Squirrel/ekorre. Värmland, Sweden (June 22, 2018).

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Muriel: Ooooh!! I know what you're doing!! You're attempting to copulate!!! 👿: And, you!! just ruined the moment! Now, get out!! 😇: 😳😳😳😭😭😭 Poor Angel is mortified. 🤣🤣 ----- Clean image, without the speech bubble:

---- I love the idea that, at the end, Muriel decides to stay on Earth with Aziraphale and Crowley and ends up becoming their kind of adopted child, complete with classic childlike shenanigans like this one. 🤣🤣

---- @goodomensafterdark

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Prince of Heaven

Waiting for the finale...

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BLUE !!

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