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((Uh-huh, and did Aki give you permission to give away his personal undergarments?))

nihilfists replied to your post: Uh, huh… I see… *not quite buying it* Well, as Akihiko’s sister, I propose a deal for you. Lay off any and all Minakos for a little while, say a week or so, and I just might give you the holy grail of holy grails for you fangirls… His jock strap. *holds up her cell phone, showing a picture of said strap* And it hasn’t been washed… *resists urge to gag*

[ ….waht ]\

((Aki, how come your sister have your jockstrap?))

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((Ewww, Miki, water you doing with Aki's jockstrap?))

nihilfists replied to your post: Uh, huh… I see… *not quite buying it* Well, as Akihiko’s sister, I propose a deal for you. Lay off any and all Minakos for a little while, say a week or so, and I just might give you the holy grail of holy grails for you fangirls… His jock strap. *holds up her cell phone, showing a picture of said strap* And it hasn’t been washed… *resists urge to gag*

[ ….waht ]\

((Aki, how come your sister have your jockstrap?))

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nihilfists replied to your post: Uh, huh… I see… *not quite buying it* Well, as Akihiko’s sister, I propose a deal for you. Lay off any and all Minakos for a little while, say a week or so, and I just might give you the holy grail of holy grails for you fangirls… His jock strap. *holds up her cell phone, showing a picture of said strap* And it hasn’t been washed… *resists urge to gag*

[ ….waht ]\

((Aki, how come your sister have your jockstrap?))

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Very well. *sighs* Its in his shoe locker, in a plastic bag. I'm not touching the damn thing, so you can get it yourselves. And remember, if you break our deal... well, let's just say I'll make you pay up in ways you can't imagine... *chuckles before leaving*

"Yeah yeah, whatever~"

They nod and then run to the object of their obsession's shoe locker to retrieve their prize, dropping off a few love letters in the box as well.

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Uh, huh... I see... *not quite buying it* Well, as Akihiko's sister, I propose a deal for you. Lay off any and all Minakos for a little while, say a week or so, and I just might give you the holy grail of holy grails for you fangirls... His jock strap. *holds up her cell phone, showing a picture of said strap* And it hasn't been washed... *resists urge to gag*

Their eyes widened and they stayed silent for a few moments to process what they have just been told. Then they all squealed in quite a high pitch in unison.

"Sure sure sure!"

"Whatever, just give us it!"

"We will not even talk to or about her for a week!"

"You got yourself a deal~"

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Er... I'm his sister. *groans* What are you all doing anyway? I hear you've been harassing a couple of Minakos here and there and I wanted to make sure you weren't giving them any trouble...

"A... couple of Minakos?"

"You are saying there is more than one?"

"We are not harassing anyone~"

"We are only doing our job as the Akihiko-fanclub and keeping him away from bad women."

"Which that beast happens to be."

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((Headcanon: The club is actually a hive mind.))

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((You should be sleeping, you are obviously not thinking or seeing straight.))

thenewpersonaowner replied to your post: thenewpersonaowner replied to your post: ((My…

((NOOOOPE. I’M REAAAALLY SURE THIS BLOG IS QUALITY))\

((AND I AM REAAAALLY SURE YOUR INNER QUALITY METER IS BROKEN.))

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"Are you here to worship the perfection that is Akihiko-senpai~?"

"Yeah, we are always taking in new members."

"And hey, you already came at a good time, we just finished sorting through his trash."

"It was mainly the usual haul of bottles of protein powder, but it is still a haul."

sadisticaxe started following you.

“Who are you?”

“What is WITH those yellow eyes?”

“Well as long as you are not Minako, I guess you are welcome here.”

“This is the Akihiko fanclub, where we celebrate the perfection that is Akihiko-senpai~” 

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sadisticaxe started following you.

"Who are you?"

"What is WITH those yellow eyes?"

"Well as long as you are not Minako, I guess you are welcome here."

"This is the Akihiko fanclub, where we celebrate the perfection that is Akihiko-senpai~" 

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((NOOOOPE. I’M REAAAALLY SURE THIS BLOG IS QUALITY))\

((AND I AM REAAAALLY SURE YOUR INNER QUALITY METER IS BROKEN.))

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thenewpersonaowner replied to your post: thenewpersonaowner replied to your post: ((My...

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((AND I AM REAAAALLY SURE YOUR INNER QUALITY METER IS BROKEN.))

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thenewpersonaowner replied to your post: ((My crack blog suddenly has 50 followers… what?))

((YES YOU FUNNY AND QUALITY))

((LIES ALL LIES))

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thenewpersonaowner replied to your post: *leaves a pair of Akihiko’s boxer that Maria found from nowhere* “Here ya go”.

“Y-yeah…those I think are Akihiko’s boxers.” “I hope you like ‘em”

"Eeeeeee~!"

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

"You are the best ever!"

"We love them!" 

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((My crack blog suddenly has 50 followers... what?))

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*leaves a pair of Akihiko's boxer that Maria found from nowhere* "Here ya go".

They all go up and give Maria a huge group hug before snatching the boxers from her.

"Are these--"

"What we think they are---"

"Akihiko's boxers?"

They all look at it like it is some sort of holy relic.

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((I wonder if his fanclub was still around in P4 arena...))