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loook at this kitten i found on twitter

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hold on something just happened

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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail

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In evil communist countries they FORCE you to have a well paying fulfilling job. Unlike righteous USA where you beg for a minimum wage job and get automatically rejected when the application bot read the word "woman" and now you starve to death.

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃 Happy Summerween! 🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃

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Thoughts on Ted Kaczynski?

An idiot. Beloved exclusively by people who have not actually read his manifesto.

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

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all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

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the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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This shit literally looks like those evil underground science labs in movies where they do unethical experiments on children