akindmemo

[akindmemo]

"Welcome, take a seat! eat up, future friend! What was your name again?"

"Yatsar? Not for long!" *plink*

"That spire of yours sure was something to behold..." *crunch*

"Tastes good, doesn't it? Just wait until it takes ahold of your heart..." *slurp*

*HIS FLESH BEGAN TO SPIN. HIS THOUGHTS BEGAN TO SOLIDIFY.*

"That's it! Have some more! I can tell we're going to be GREAT friends, Veyatzer..."

guh

[akindmemo]

What do you plan on getting up to when your superstructure inevitably collapses?

i dunno.

[akindmemo]

why did you prefer the first heir? and why did a second one show up anyway?

we just...had more in common i suppose. He just understood me in a way that nobody else did.

he was banished, due to crimes i do not need to disclose.

[akindmemo]

What was your relationship with your Ancients like?

i was anticipating this question. I was...unsure. of my ancients for a very long time.

I found that most of them wanted me to work, which felt very one-sided. After a while, though...

There was one head of council who (due to unfortunate circumstances) had to produce a second heir to her position. Both of the heirs were lovely, and once the second took over, things were a lot nicer.

i had a few ancients i enjoyed the company of, mainly the first heir, but the second heir and i did end up close friends.

[akindmemo]

(not that one. hfhalvedforest)

OOPS.

[akindmemo]

....

I think you should inform Halved Forest.

okay.

@hfhalvedforest

[akindmemo]

uummm what the. what was that latest one

no idea

[akindmemo]

[[LOST HEADER INFORMATION]] - BROADCAST unknown group(NULL) ______ _____, ______ ___, _________ _________ ________ _____

__: Fuck.

_C: Molkie. MK. I told ya the base strain of rot is not always a good bet anymore. People's been figuring out how to deal with that and damn well succeeding. The curing methods didn't exactly spread that far yet, but there's always a good chance someone in the local area of the target knows how to treat the basic form of rot.

__: You really should've gone for at the very least the accelerated strain. There's so many damn great options - the explosive one, the corrosive one, the one with electrocution and EMP's and the one that fucks hard with all processing, or- For void's sake, there's even mixmashes of different strains. I literally supply you with piles and piles of personally cultivated rot with varying properties and you use what? Of course, the lamest least effective option.

__: ..Use that nickname to refer to me again and i will ensure "Broken Can" is not only your name, but also the general state of your superstructure :]

__: Rude.

__: Imagine being unable to take an itty bit of constructive criticism.

MK: That's not constructive criticism, idiot.

__: It is as far as i'm concerned, Molkie. Now look what your general incompetence did. The 'halved forest' bastard is recovering.

____: Shut it, both of you. We have more pressing matters to discuss.

__: Oh heeeeey NIER. Finally resurfacing, i see?

__: And those are? The fuck is more important exactly?

____: The fact that apparently, someone is leaking our conversations out into the frequencies of random Iterators.

__: Whuh?? Excuse me????

__: Where in the voids below are you even getting that from?

____: I am witnessing it right now. Some public groups are getting it as well.

__: Well get whoever's doing it so we can nuke their can or something? Duh.

____: That is not a process that'd take up two seconds. I am currently blocking them out.

__: How much is visible in the leaked shit. ____. are at least your corruption plugins working.

_IE_: They are, though somewhat iffy. ______ ___'s name, my and ______ _____'s acronyms, along with some other things, slipped through a few times. I can clearly tell the person tried to mess with my censoring.

____: Stop asking me what it looks like. Open up literally the _________ group you're observing. They got that.

BC: Sooo.. fuck. I say we get rid of this and move to private broadcasts then?

____: Do so.

__: It's always fucking something.

__: Do throw an accelerated rot strain onto the HF guy th

<CONNECTION TERMINATED>

...hm.

[akindmemo]

yo what happened to Halved Forest there

hope theyre okay. im not sure

[akindmemo]

then get some

no

[akindmemo]

but how do i get banned from a triangulator groupchat

say triangulators bad

[akindmemo]

do you ever get such terrible rot pains

so bad that you have to lay down on the floor

and hope you do not spontaneously die? :D

no. i dont have the rot

[akindmemo]

how to get banned from a sliverist groupchat

"sliverism bad"

theyll basically ban you immediately

[akindmemo]

who in the voids below is fuck

what

[akindmemo]

Right. I guess it's just my local group being unbelievably (ab)normal once again then.

noted

[akindmemo]

yo memo. would you ever disassemble another iterator for any reason

im sitting next to a puppet that was pulled from its arm, if that counts.

[akindmemo]

I uhh, i didn't do that.

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