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The op turned off reblogs but I needed to share this so bad. It’s music summer

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking

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rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

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this picture is so kind

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Gay relationship ending explained

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mithy

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Three of my friends and I went and took some money to buy a kilo of flour, which costs $85, and we were on the way.

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should i release the miasma ?

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Im poised to strike bro lol Watch out im poised to strike seriously

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Happy Pri DEMON th !!

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another hair exercise 🫡

patreon

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The Garden Of Memory

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i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

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realized i never shared my rot series from beginner's ceramics 🍊 obviously pretty wonky + some cracking and weird glaze stuff, but i really loved every step of the process <3 hoping i get to do it again sometime