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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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MOOOOOOM, they’re trying to turn Tumblr into TikTok again!
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The tumblr app literally just updated for me and it was like coming back into my house to find all my furniture has been moved around without my knowledge. Also who opened this shop in my living room? What the fuck. Put it back
#I updated the app opened it and felt immediately upset#even before i registered what exactly changed#why would you ruin perfection#the omelet was perfectly cooked and then they put pepto bismol on it#sighhhh....
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).
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literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum
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hey you, american citizen. you must not despair, you must not lose hope.
take a nap, drink some water. even if bad times are coming, you must remember that good times will come as well, you cannot give in if you want to see them.
the storm will pass, the skies will clear. the wildfire will go out, the forest will regrow.
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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
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Spoke to a gen z person the other night and apparently the young folks don't know about the very legal sites from which you can access public domain media (including Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and other Victorian gothic horror stories)?
Like this young person didn't even know about goddamn Gutenberg which is a SHAME. I linked to it and they went "aw yiss time to do a theft" and I was like "I mean yo ho ho and all that, sure, but. you know gutenberg is entirely legal, right?"
Anyway I'm gonna put this in a few Choice Tags (sorry dracula fans I DID mention it though so it's fair game) and then put some Cool Links in a reblog so this post will still show UP in said tags lmao.
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Q!Jaiden's body is in purgatory
Somewhere in the island that is now a nuclear wasteland there's either a cave or a hole at bedrock level where the body of q!Jaiden is
Do you think the others checked in on her as they went about their day fulfilling tasks?
Do you think they slept next to her in a pile to endure the cold night?
Do you think there is a thought at the back of the rest of bolas that since Baghera and Cellbit are back, Jaiden should be alive too?
That maybe they think she's completely alone, wandering the wasteland wondering where her friends are?
Do you think that Roier is holding on to the hope that, one day, his friend will come back?
Do you think he waits for her so he can tell her about Pepito or the other eggs? About Tepito where all the Mexicans live?
Do you think there's a thought at the back of his mind that he tries to drown out? Because Jaiden might not be great at fighting but she's resilient and she's good at adapting, so surely she's fine right? She'll be coming back, right?
Do you think she dreamt of her friends and her and the eggs going back to the island?
Do you think she thought about parents and children being reunited when it was all over while she would be going back to an empty house full of memories stuck in the past?
Do you think she woke up, saw the nuke coming and the fact that there was a boat waiting for them and decided to go back to sleep?
Do you think she finally got to see Bobby again?
Do you think she thought it was a dream?
#qsmp#qsmp jaiden#q!jaiden#i just have a lot of thoughts and feelings about her#do you think at some point roier or cellbit or foolish or baghera will go to her house#and at some point will realize that she didn't make it out of purgatory?#do you think they will try to go to egg island to look for her like richas and pomme wanted to look for cellbit and baghera#do you think they'll think about her long enough to realize she's not there in the first place
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artists! nightshade v1.0 is ready!
(remember that nightshade does not include glaze, but they're working on an integrated version of both. so if you want both, use nightshade first, then glaze!)
edit: adding this info for those who do not know what i'm talking about. nightshade poisons ai models if your images are taken without permission, and glaze protects you from ai mimicry!
now go protect your art and poison that ai!
download nightshade
download glaze
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