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Just really like the vest on me :3

(he/it)

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top in a muzzle save me,,,,save me muzzled top,,,,save me sadist top who wants to tear at me with his fangs but can’t so he just fucks me harder ,,,,,,save me,,,,,,,

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It really fucking is all misogyny isn't it

Every fucking thread of transphobia goes back to a fundamental need to cement completely immutable sex categories so cis men can assert themselves as superior on some level

Trans women are seen as perverse degradations of the male ideal, people who "chose" womanhood, who are read as women for persecution but not for protection, who are sexualized and assaulted the same as any woman. "Choosing" womanhood is so unthinkable in our misogynist society that brains scramble to think of why anyone would do it, and every trans woman is living proof that womanhood is empowering

Trans men aren't allowed in the club, because if masculinity can be "earned" instead of granted, it implies that men aren't intrinsically superior but made and maintained, and that someone who could have been a good little baby maker housewife realizes that that's not the fate they want

It's so fucking like. Basic shit. 101. How is it difficult. I'm sorry but I just. Fuck. How is this hard.

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god you suck at improv all youre saying is "no no please no stop" its literally a rule you have to say "yes and". try harder

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✨🏳️‍⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️‍⚧️✨

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Or: I Asked My Trans Guy Friend About Misandry And All I Got Was This Giant Essay

For once, I'm plugging a friend's essay on feminism, instead of my own. Please give it a read; Isaac's perspective is insightful, focused, thorough, and BADLY NEEDED in today's discursive landscape of fever-pitch transphobia amidst epistemicide!

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Let’s commit health code violations with mama

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It's Agender Pride Day, here's some personal art from me

ID in alt text

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🙄🙄🙄

The dungeon master says I need to "diversify" my trap choices.

I told them "Who's the expert dungeon designer, it's me. I didn't graduate top of my class from the pits of everdungeon university to be told how to design dungeons by some entitled warlock with more gold coin than actual sense!"

They tried to keep things civil by admitting "You're the best they have" and "I know your dungeons have a 99.9% success rate against meddling heroes" and "I really don't mean it as an insult!" but the fucking fool kept asking if it was really optimal to fill all the fake chests with aphrodisiatic mind control gas traps.... like seriously!?

It Works Every Time!

You'd have to have some weirdo adventurer who never opens chests for this to not work out and those, simply put, Do Not Exist- and if they DID, what's a hero with no loot going to do to a warlock????

I'm doing THEM a favor! AMCG traps are proven to bolster any lucky dungeon master's forces with new recruits after every invasion!!!

To say nothing of the PERKS!!

Idiots, I am a master of my craft doomed to be hired by simpletons.

I should stick to assisting in the design of wizard towers- THOSE fancy magicians know how to have a good time!

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Keep receiving complaints that the guard that only tells the truth and guard that only ever lies keep making out and fail to offer would-be trespassers any riddles.

They don't seem to realize that's the whole point, Leave me alone!

Guards! More tongue!

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Dog therians are the most corruptable beast on this planet. you literally just have to say "Go, my vile hounds!" or something similar and suddenly this random collection of dogs are now your vile hounds. 100% loyal + evil immediately its great

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Kink and Fetish patch notes

Class and Ability Changes:

Due to increased popularity of the "Pup" subclass in Petplay builds, for balance reasons we are nerfing their low level abilities including "being leashed" and "wearing a puphood." to keep things fair, though, we're also rewarding those who heavily invest in late-game abilities by buffing "sleeping in a cage" and "clicker training."

Findoms abilities have been nerfed across the board in an effort to give Paypig players a better chance to continue playing. We're monitoring the situation.

Daddy players have lost their buffs from the Father's Day event

We are aware of the disparity between Top players and Bottom players, so we're removing the "Can Host" ability as a requirement for Top players in an effort to rally numbers up.

Drastically lowered the requirements to spec into Furry class

Added character "Oath Breaker Knight" for some players to restore their previous classes for a small fee (Gold Star Lesbian class should be a bit easier to spec into now)

Item Changes:

As mentioned above, items "Puphood" and "Collar & Leash" have been nerfed

Rebalanced "Chastity Cage" item effectiveness depending on player stats

Food items have been buffed to increased effectiveness

Fixed a broken interaction with the "Gag" class of items pertaining to the "Safeword" ability

Added new item combo interactions with other items, abilities, fetishes, and/or kinks. (Try out using the "Blindfold" and "Bondage Rope" items with the Piss fetish for the Urinal interaction.)

Fetish Changes:

Piss has been nerfed from Very Rare to Uncommon

Armpit has been nerfed from Rare to Common

Bondage has been nerfed from Uncommon to Common

Hypnosis has been nerfed from Legendary to Rare

Cuckolding has been nerfed from Uncommon to Common

Eye Contact has been buffed from Common to Rare

Condom Usage has been buffed from Common to Rare

Added new Very Rare fetish: Tongue Soaking

Added new Legendary fetish: Ghost Penis

Misc. Changes:

Fixed a glitch that low level players get the "Freak" banner usually granted at a much higher level

Further fixes to keeping servers seperated

Temporarily added more PVP options for Pride Month event

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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“ you better be nice to me or else i’m going to oppress the shit out of you”

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Sorry if I make a lot of posts into being about polyamory. I just really love my girlfriends and want to marry them both and that's fucking illegal. I'm going to be upset about it forever.