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@matthewjdavidson I made the dinner so you bath the baby fair deal?

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~~~~~~Task one~~~~~~

appearance

i am over 5’5 // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball caps backwards

hobbies and interests

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language  // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with my friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

relationships

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have hooked up with my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have had a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

aesthetics

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

miscellaneous

i can fall asleep in moving vehicles // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote(s) // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least 3 dogs

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edentcnner​:

The important question though, is if you’re going to stick with one cat or two. I’m sure there’s a cat (or two) at the shelter that would love being a part of the famjam. I lowkey wish I had a full house, but I work real long hours so that wouldn’t be fair to any animal. 

My week is good! I’m not looking forward to work on Monday (don’t tell my boss) but it’s good! No big decisions like kitty cats though. 

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 Should I get two? will one be lonely? crap I didn't think of that. I have a small dog so two cats v’s one dog could be a bit of an issue. You work Monday to Friday? I used to work all hours so now I am working Monday to Friday I have woken up on a Saturday like wtf is going on and start to panic then relax and remind myself its my day off. 

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matthewjdavidson​:

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Ready to love me more? I’m bringing you a Cherry Coke. Not just a can but one made at one of those car hop spots. So you know that syrup is GOOD.

A cat??! Did you tell them of my fear of them doing that sucking my soul out while I sleep thing?? Granted that’s gotten better over the years hahaha I’m a little afraid to look in the house if that’s how you described it. Is that Wal-Mart before or after people get trampled so they can get $2 off an air fryer?

- This is why we are together.... this and well... you look good naked. Oh come on  you love cats, I have seen you all doe eyed when we used to walk past the cat cafe in Seattle. Or was it the coffee you were more into? Think Wal-mart in the roughest town ever. Doors just opened. People flooding in, toys and things being thrown everywhere. That is what the house looks like now. I might need some Vodka in the coke. 

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edentcnner​:

I think that candy is always necessary… But you could at least start looking into getting a cat, you don’t have to get it now, but at least get an idea. Go some research as a fam to see what kinda cat would be good for you guys, and what route you’d wanna take. 

- My boyfriend is just as much into the cat as the kids are so I think I might just have to get one to appease them all. I might head to the local shelter when they are all at the park and find a kitty to bring home and then surprise them all. Honestly we have a full house. Although I’m not complaining. Hows your week going?

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stellarosemorgan​:

I’m pretty sure Matt fits in as one of the wildlife just fine. Would it help if Pep and I just happened to be at the park at the same time? Or would adding another dog to the mix just make things worse?

If you could take my Sandy pup for a walk with you and Pep I would owe you big time. I have a dinner to make and a house to tidy and I am contemplating ignoring it all and laying on the lawn with a martini instead. It would be nice for sandy to play with another dog. How’s your week been so far?

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matthewjdavidson​:

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hahaha hey now! that’s all part of fun times so it can eaaaasily squeeze into day of restanigans if you don’t mind me squeezing my sexy buns in 😉 OR how about I take the kids with me to the store and you get you time before we get back?

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“One of the million reasons I love you so much. If you could take the little rattigans with you I would love that as I have to shower and take five minutes to tidy the living room as the kids and the dog have made it look like Wallmart on black Friday. Oh by the way. They want a cat. You can deal with that. hahaha.”

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“ So our oldest wants a cat which means that our youngest also wants a cat. Along with the dog and fish... sooner or later our house will be reamed the Davidson zoo and nature park.  but yeah back to the question at hand. Do I a) try and change the subject with candy and the promise to go to the park.... or b) go looking for a cat to buy?.. one that would need to able to handle a 3 year old, an 8 year old and a diva dog.”

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matthewjdavidson​:

Ah, Saturday. The day of pre-rest. Lorelai Gilmore nailed it with that one. What’s everyone up to this beautiful day?? Anything fun and exciting? I want to hear it because I’m a nosy ass. 

You mean apart from walking the dog, building the lego star wars ship with Max and then watching tangled with Fauz. Not much. Crap I need to get the dinner sorted. If I give you a list of things can you hit the store for me? Or maybe we could all go together?

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Andy smoking before telling owl bitch to gtfo 

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