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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

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a simple spell but quite unbreakable

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar

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now that i have malice in my heart forever and no hope for the future i can finally relax

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@important-cat-pics

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smoking that shit that made the femme high

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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

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I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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