Sup bitch. I be Alakabling, leadah of tha Psychic Pimps and rulah of da streets. So get the fuck outta da way, bitch.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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60th Follower Prize

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[Fanfic] Kagura was watering his garden. Alakabling was skydiving. Kagura felt gay. Alakabling could satisfy him, satisfy him sexually. With sex. Kagura looked up at the sky. The sky was filled with Alakabling. Alakabling and his drill-dick. Alakabling began spinning, spinning in a circle. Kagura looked, watching, gazing in amazement. He undressed his bum. The drill-dick missed his bum. It penetrated his back. Kagura's spine was jelly. Alakabling couldn't stop. They traveled through the earth.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the romantic epic of our generation.
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Super Smash Alakabling: Bitchslap
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((Did I ever tell you about the time I made Alakabling and co. on an Online Pokemon Battle simulator against somebody else online in a high tier battle with like half the team being way under tier
I won a match or two
Sadly, I didn't save either of those two. But here's one where I cut it really close.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-74715762
Alakabling can fight a mean fight. And Hipno is god))
Thunderbolt
Signal Beam
Shadow Ball
And w/e the hell else you want.
Everything. Dies.
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say five facts about yourself then send this to ten followers you love (✿◠‿◠)
((Okay mun talking here
I use a Mac and nobody can tell me it isn’t good
Top three favorite Anime are Baccano, Cowboy Bebop, and Hajime no Ippo
I have a hearing loss but I love music
I play the drums, and I love playing the marching snare the most, because a) it’s badass and b) it’s my best
Right now I’m listening to this beautiful video which has the entirety of the Cowboy Bebop OST over six hours of brilliant composition.
And there you go. Five facts that I pulled outta my ass. Time to go spam others with this.))
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"I'LL GET YOU THIS TIME, $CIZOR!"
Alakabling came flying from around the corner, shooting, machine gun in hand.
She wandered out into the garden feeling rather bored, wanting to explore somewhere new. She’d been staying close to home since the orphanage incident and Alyssa’s possessed attack on her but today she didn’t really care what happened as long as it was interesting. Catching a butterfly, she felt the world dissolve as she looked around to see where she’d ended up this time.
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"Does ya think ya can muthafuckin' ovahpowah ME, bitch-ass bitchin' muthafuckin' asswipe-ass muthafucka'?"
The god who sat before the green-haired man was none other than Alakabling, and he ruled upon the throne of humanity with his woman by his side.
Serpent's Insanity
A man in black suit with stood-up green hair stands before you. Looks like he isn’t in a good mood as his snake-slit eyes glares upon yours.
Without speaking much, a green veined object appeared around him at his command. The object hissed coldly at you. With every intent of anger inside this man, it pretty much faces you with a rather scary feeling.
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Reblog With A Picture of Your Rp Character Being Cute

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Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
Always.
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✎ [[I can't resist--]]

What the FUCK is an art?
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"Least I got sunglasses on, ya nude-ass, rude-ass whale."
alakabling started following you

Ma always told me not to mix with gangs, but at that time, they at least dressed well…
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#alakarambo needs you back on the battlefield#he can't win the war alone#well he can#but that would be a drabble without a clueless villian
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please reblog if you are a role player and are still active on tumblr
I’ve decided to make a master list of all rp’ers since I can’t barely find anyone that’s active and since that I don’t want other to have search religiously to find that one role player that rp’s as that one character we can never find alone.
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