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Make me.

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most american males dont want you unless youre their stepmom and are also princess peach with a huge penis

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine

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if only i were a normal human girl like my friends.. i'll never fit in caus, my nature..

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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attacka me on artfight (gets shy) if you want to... I was able to revenge everybody last year so I will try my best to do that this year too

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TRIBUTE TO ALL SOLDIERS WHO THOUGHT FOR US IN WAR (RIP)

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yes eating toasted bread might increase your risk of cancer yes eating charred meat and vegetables might increase your risk of cancer yes drinking any kind of hot drink might increase your risk of cancer no there is no safe level of alcohol consumption according to the world health organization but ANYWAY have you played rune factory guardians of azuma yet

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yes I know you - - yeah I know you have the. the cursed eye. the one you cover up. you talk about it a lot. the cursed eye and the - - sword, yeah. you cursed your eye for your swordsmanship. no I know, to regain your family's honor. you told me. it comes up frequently. and, the cursed eye. yikes. wow that looks like it hurts. oof. really sad, really shocking, I truly do feel for you suddenly emitting major evil aura nasty style but I - - sorry, I really. I really need to go water my potatoes. can you fucking move

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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I CANNOTT DEAL WITH THIS SITE ANY LONGER

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my man jin

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