reposting bc the prolifers found my old post and i dont want them to have nice things
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Everyone and their kickable dog draws Dio playing rugby in Phantom Blood, but y'all forgot the other sport that Dio plays canonically:
BOXING 🥊💥
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I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.
However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”
(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)
For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.
And it fucking worked.
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worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco
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if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small
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Happy Pride month y'all !!
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers
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puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
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