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I want to get into an argument and call whoever a peon.

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Me when I smush my face into the wall

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Listening and learning

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When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

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Uh oh guys!! Silly isat drawing idea might be turning into an au!!

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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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Can I say something is it finally safe to say that I don't find the popular trend of white people on this site who aren't muslim saying inshallah for jokes funny and I never did

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When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

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not to add to the “inshallah” discourse but it seems extra racist, ridiculous, and orientalist for middle american whites to use because we literally have “god willing.” in english—it means the exact same thing but clearly it’s not abt that. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Tired.

Art I made along with the old version of askblog update comic. I love how the new one is polar opposite in terms of attitude and energy :0 It does probably represent my own situation tho, that one didnt even get posted because I was so burnt out.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I NOW HAVE A FUNCTIONAL KITCHEN SINK

Now they need to do the electrical and stuff to make the rest of the kitchen functional

For those who do not know, my home has been under renovation for the past 9 months and for the longest time we did not have a kitchen sink. We did the dishes on my tiny ass bathroom sink and most of the time eat with paper plates and bowls and disposable utensils

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Hey just thought I'd post this here too, if you could just spread this pls!

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when u use cgi blood u r literally depriving ur horror actors of enrichment which is essential to their health

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy