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Conrad: One day I'll be Shepard's second husband.

Kaidan: What happened to me?

Conrad: Nothing anyone can prove.

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Conrad: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Shepard's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Legitimately love Conrad Verner in the Mass Effect series.

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-Pride Month series-

[Aro] Jess Mariano

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mom: what’s your primary news source? me: *thinks about the Destiel meme which could tell me aliens had been discovered and I would believe it in a heartbeat*

me: New York Times

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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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I just love the obsession german has with idiomatic little rhymes and alliterations.

Mit Sack und Pack. Glanz und Gloria. Schicht im Schacht. Flinke Füße. Mit Hängen und Würgen. Mehr schlecht als recht. Versuch macht kluch. Klar wie Kloßbrühe. Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette. Saus und Braus. Ende Gelände.

our speech is full of little flounces and flourishes and tbh it's adorable of us.

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that's my emotional support canadian (kaidan alenko)

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let's attack the citadel with mama

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Let’s start a Phineas and Ferb chain, I’ll start:

🎶there’s🎶

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