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my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

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Rami Malek is really an icon….there he goes playing main character on a critically acclaimed hacker show….there he is alongside Ben Stiller as a cute pharaoh……there he is in some horror game about wendigos and serial killers or whatever Until Dawn was…….there he is as Freddie Mercury…….what can’t this man do

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someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?

my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?

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I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

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I’m color-blind, but I can pick out that [Yves Klein] blue anywhere. I wrote 30,000 words on this color, and I never grew tired of it. The pigment is staggering. It’s amazing that a color can be so emotional. One can only hope to achieve that intensity in acting.

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11.30.18

How Barack proposed to Michelle.

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You don't look like someone who is struggling....

i’m poor not ugly

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those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind

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men will PURPOSELY ask you things in a condescending tone and then act surprised when you get an attitude like “i wasn’t trying to start an argument” yes you were travis shut the fuck up

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youre a mean one

mister

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Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

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Drink water, get plenty of sleep, go mad in the forest, speak with the dead, take your meds, don’t talk to cops

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Finding a Decent Sleep Schedule 🛌