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Oh to be a bear, eating salmon, attacking campers, eating campers

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.

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Ok now do NYT columnists

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getting misgendered by adults but universally correctly gendered by children makes me feel like some sort of fairy creature thats true form is only perceptible to children

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barkin rn

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tumblr gpt generate image of medieval knight screaming 'ORC!!!' off screen to the other soldiers. Make knight point at , make orc green and dumpy.

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don't know what yall are talking about this new years resolution stuff is easy

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MATTHEW TOOK HIS BINDER TOO NOOO

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GRAHH THE SCOTT PILGRIM ANIME WAS SO GOOD‼️

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brba characters will be like “this is all JESSE’S fault!!!!!” then the camera pans to Jesse and he’s sopping wet cat kitten image tears in his eyes the poorest soaking wet creature on earth and then they all kick his ass

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le book of mormon