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I love that they couldn’t implement anything profitable and they had to get rid of tumblr live because 99% of people hated it but the second they gave us a useless button we lose our minds

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im gonna fucking cry

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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

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character drawing/design commission for @a-life-revised; dnd barbarian that wears lolita fashion (✿◡‿◡)

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Is anyone here russian

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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

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so no head?

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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

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ive been in this work bathroom for twenty gay years

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles