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alastors-microphone · 4 months ago
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Goodnopoly Page 1 - 4
📻x🍎
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alastors-microphone · 4 months ago
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Me and my inner dialogue while writing Hazbin Hotel Smut
Don’t forget Hell’s Greatest International Women’s Day
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alastors-microphone · 4 months ago
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king is talking to you 🫵🫵🫵
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alastors-microphone · 5 months ago
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"Alastor is a villain because he chained poor Husk 🥺"
I think you all forget THIS is the Husk that made the deal with Alastor:
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The Husk that was so careless and selfish that was gambling SOULS, to the point he gambled his own soul away to save his powers.
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alastors-microphone · 6 months ago
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Alastor x Reader
I have rewritten this meme:
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Alastor: Ah, why, hello, my dear. It’s quite a pleasure to finally be seeing you. Let’s have a little chat about your soul you sold me last week.
Reader: No returns.
Alastor is stunned for a brief moment and static noises can be heard
Alastor: Well, I wasn't going to ask you if you could take it back, my dear. It should be more of an order.
Reader: No returns!
Alastor (eye twitching and he is on the verge of losing his patience:) Look, darling. I thought it would be a good idea to have a soul like yours. But everyone makes mistakes, don't they? I just didn't sign up for... this.
Reader: What do you want to tell me? Does my soul make you sad?
Alastor: AHAHAHA! HA! No! Absolutely not, sweetheart! It's just... How can I explain it?! Your soul doesn't fit into my collection. And to my personality. And to my mood. And my other expectations that I'm used to having of souls.
Reader: No! Returns!
Alastor (his eyes turn into dials, his antlers grow and the lights flicker as he speaks in his demonic voice:) Just take back that pathetic little piece of shit you call your soul or otherwise I'll fuck you up!
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alastors-microphone · 7 months ago
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I love shipping (obviously)
But my favorite is Alastor, the beautiful and eternal creature who rejects all the advances from sexy, charming demons 👑😍🤭♥️
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alastors-microphone · 7 months ago
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New image and description of Lucifer from the Hazbin Hotel playbill! Look at him 😭😭😭
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alastors-microphone · 7 months ago
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Alastor: I'm going to kill someone.
Y/N: Manners, Alastor.
Alastor: [Sighs and rolls his eyes] Politely. I'm going to kill someone, politely.
Y/N: ...We-we'll work more on that later.
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Follow Vexi's Alastor Being a Lil Shit for all the latest updates!
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alastors-microphone · 8 months ago
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LOOK AT THIS AMAZING BOOK COVER THE WONDERFUL @redvexillum did for MisD! It comes with a matching banner you’ll see on all MisD posts now.
The symbolism behind her choices is amazing. A true love letter from a reader to my pride and joy of a fic. As you may now, she also drafted the current MisD banner and I’m so excited to see how her vision of the fic has evolved as chapters rolled out. 
We have Dandelions which represent hope, transformation and strength. Some are scattered in the wind, oh how fleeting those things can be. Plus, who hasn’t picked a dandelion and made a wish on the fluff before blowing, sending the wish out into the world, even as an adult? (those of us who live where they grow, at least)
The black and white is so 1920’s entertainment, such a classic touch. It also references how morality is colored in shades of gray. 
Red bloodstains, stark and bright. What better sign of murder and passion! 
Then we have all the cracks in the background, everything breaking apart. The perfect image of lives lived and everything that hides under the surface. 
Needless to say, I love it. I love everything that MisD has grown to become. I cannot express to you, my lovely followers, how much it means to me that you’ve let my little story touch your hearts, even for a moment. 
Thank you to each and every one of you for reading. 
Thank you to each and every one of you that has commented.
And thank you Red, for loving MisD as much as I do.
Read chapter 1 on tumblr here or on AO3
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alastors-microphone · 8 months ago
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alastors-microphone · 8 months ago
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alastors-microphone · 8 months ago
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alastors-microphone · 8 months ago
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Time for a serious discussion.
It's genuinely upsetting to me how toxic the Hazbin Hotel fandom has been getting in recent months.
At no point should you ship two characters to the point that you send creators death threats because they wrote a Vox x Fem!Reader fic and you ship RadioStatic. Shipping Vox and Alastor because of their currently (mostly) unexplained past is totally cool. I love the fanart. I love the fics.
But the bullying isn't okay. The death threats most certainly are not okay.
Words hurt. And while that may be the intention, everyone handles words differently.
A fanfiction is almost never that serious.
A fanfiction is NEVER worth coming for someone's writing style, personal insecurities, etc. NEVER EVER EVER.
I've seen blogs I've followed for years deactivate their blogs entirely because they got the courage to post their FANTASTIC WRITING and got tons of hate/backlash because there's people out there who believe that RadioApple, RadioStatic, ect. are the only acceptable things to write for.
I've seen blogs go on hiatus for months at a time because someone bullied them for liking and writing for Hazbin Hotel.
It needs to stop.
A whole bunch of you are acting like CHILDREN over a cartoon made for ADULTS, all because of a non-canon ship.
You're on Tumblr, Toots. You're gonna see x reader fics. You're gonna see x oc fics. You're gonna see oc fanart with canon characters. You're gonna see just about everything.
If you want specific fics related to a specific ship, look up the tags for that ship and read those fics but don't degrade someone who put a piece of their soul into a fic all because you think a Samsung TV should fuck a stag instead of the reader.
Do. . . Do you realize how little sense that makes. . ?
If you see something you like: like, reblog, comment
If you see something you don't like: FUCKIN SCROLL AWAY
For the love of Lucifer's cute little tight ass, fix this fandom. I refuse to see it end up with the same toxicity that the Stranger Things and Marauders fandoms ended up with.
FOR. THE. VERY. SAME. REASONS.
I'm an extremely nice person, my fellow Hazbin writing friends can attest to that. . . But if y'all keep bullying these talented creators into deleting/deactivating their blogs, I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND 😭
It costs literally nothing to be kind. So be kind. Or else.
Xoxo, Silver ♡
Tagging the big three so it this gets seen.
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alastors-microphone · 8 months ago
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This is a shitpost but I dressed it up nice ✨🌮
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alastors-microphone · 8 months ago
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When your new best friend is late 😪🤭📻🍎
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alastors-microphone · 9 months ago
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Art I commissioned from @re-unknown for my fic Theoxenia.
(Which in turn was inspired by @nekophy's comic lol)
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alastors-microphone · 9 months ago
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🗡️🩸🔥
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