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Patti Smith, from “Year of the Monkey”

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so this accidentally got out of hand

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eyyyy I finally got another concept design down

still not feeling sai tho wwww

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they’re the exact same person.

also I really want to do some cool photoset idea but lmaooo can’t muster the wholesome effort for it wwwwwwwwww

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the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

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Justice reversed and Nine of Swords

You're losing sleep over the unfairness of it all.

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this man has quite the red hair, you think.

red not like apples, not like roses, not even blood. it's a darker hue; red like rust, like aged wine. it contrasts well with his countenance - a young man, yet too severe in expression to be that young at all. youth, after all, is bursting with liveliness, with inexperience, with a lack of a need to know how to perfectly and eloquently compose oneself.

suffice to say - interesting! this little sojourn already has some color to it.

"Little baring?" you repeat, mimicking the naive innocence of birds as you tilt your head. you proceed to break that impression immediately after with a sharp, amused look. "Yes, how well put. Whoever and whatever and wherever the question - in the end, it doesn't matter much, does it? After all, a person is hardly changed after asking such things. You shall always be you, young man."

a bark of a laugh, short but rough. "But even so, visages can very deceiving, don't you think, Mister? A person shall always be a person, but there's so many varieties of face paints to wear, impressions to cultivate, terms of addressal - you understand, yes? If I'm correct in my guesses, I think you have the wisdom to understand, at least. Though of course! No need to indulge me if you don't feel like it, but—"

you shrug, casual as you lean a little with unrestrained curiosity now. "You could at least offer a name, old man. And I'll be polite and offer one in return. And if you want, we can then part ways here -

"Or, we can play my favorite guessing game in the entire grand universe!" you clap your hands together like some eager seal, grinning so cheerfully, all your sharp and loose and whatever edges are barrelled over yet again. "How about it, Sir Rusty Hair? I for one prefer guessing about people! Names, faces, demeanor, selves, ideals and truths - like a very elaborate game of spin the bottle! You have played some variant of spin the bottle before, yes?"

☆ — @albaitross.

if  asked  ‘what  is  the  point  in  having  wings?’,  he  gives  answer  upon  the  altar     —     to  remind  humanity  that  even  gods  can  be  locked  to  their  thrones  of  shimmering  silver  stars  and  chained  by  divinity.     even  those  blessed  with  domain  over  a  populace  with  immense  faith     ,     so  too  did  a  god  have  to  serve  those  of  little     ,     if  having  any  faith  in  deities  or  higher  beings  at  all.     still     ,     the  duty  and  grief  forged  celestial  continues  to  repeat  this  train  of  thought  within  the  depth  of  his  mind  ( wandering,  even  if  not  lost:  is  still  a  terribly  lonely  affair ):    maybe  this  was  why  all  of  glory  kept  to  the  heavens  but  even  with  unclipped  wings,  his  feet  longed  for  the  familiarity  of  earth’s  solid  ground.     kratos  stops  as  the  silhouette  of  a  young  women  conquers  his  expansive  field  of  vision  and  manages  to  give  an  ancient  catacombs  a  bit  of  reprise.     it  was  not  often  the  last  remaining  head  of  cruxis  cross  paths  with  another  who  bore  a  inkling  to  his  own     —     and  aselia's  overseer  knew  it  would  not  be  his  last  for  as  long  as  he  still  drifted  space  with  and  without  derris-kharlan.      

❝  where  i  was  prior  and  who  i  was  is  of  little  baring  to  the  visage  before  you     ,     young  lady.  ❞     of  course     ,     to  those  of  different  and  modern  tongues  kratos  spoke  as  old  as  the  stars  that  littered  the  skies  (  he  was  never  one  for  keeping  up  with  the  times  ):     especially     ,     not  when  it  meant  encountering  one  who's  origins  could  differ  greatly  from  his  own  war  waged  ones.

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Velimir Khlebnikov, Collected Works, Vol. 3: Selected Poems, tr. by Paul Schmidt

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"I'll show you that the WORLD can be changed! No matter how much time it may take. Even if it's not in my lifetime, I'm sure someone will carry on my WILL."

Indie & Semi-Selective RP blog for FLYNN SCIFO from TALES OF VESPERIA.

Crossover/OC Friendly. Multi-ship. Write to match RP partner. 18+.

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doodling my girl for the first time in ten million years (my girl when she bothers to actually dress up) (and wear some makeup) (it felt like Informed Attractiveness trope in full effect until i doodled this bc she IS pretty she IS!!!!!!!!! when she wants to be) (which is never half the time)

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　　　　　　I THINK IT COULD BE ME.

tem green / a

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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

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乙女解剖／まふまふ【歌ってみた】

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[Hullo! It's been a while since I did a self promo of any sorts but I do want to get out there a little more. So if you're down to interact with a multimuse blog featuring genshin and star rail muses (including OCs), please leave a like/reblog and I'll come check you out! ^^]

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stares blandly for a solid ten seconds before returning an equally, disgustingly sweet smile of her own. though there's an undercurrent of something genuinely pleased to it regardless.

"good! i would be a bit disappointed otherwise, y'know? youths are all about that damnation of stuff and more stuff, but that's certainly no excuse for forgoing style in the process."

and as if to prove her point, she pulls out a smoking pipe from her bag - sleek and gold-gilded, a thing you'd see in old movies on mafia and hanamachi courtesans. she waves the end of it at Smiley Boy. "though, i personally think you could be a bit more stylish about it. don't you agree?"

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may vc: oh thank god it's not a vape

TAKES A DRAG FROM HIS CIGARETTE. Gives her the most saccharine smile ever. ❝ It may not look like it, but I happen to have standards, May-san. ❞

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chaotic unhinged lines from 2022-2023 (prompt edition).

basically in 2021 i made a list of prompts inspired by lines in tiktok videos and instagram reels that made me laugh so hard i cried! and now i have returned with another list! these may provide an alarmingly clear image of what my sense of humor is (aka broken) but i figure a little levity is always a good thing! more prompts are forthcoming, but in the mean time: bon appetit!

knowledge has always chased you, but you've always been faster.

no... no, that was mango apathy juice. from the farmer's market.

of all these people, you are the one i understand the least. i want to get to know you better, but like, not that much better.

i-i will CHEW YOUR MEAT!! WHAT are you doing?!

ooooh god, no, you wouldn't be long getting frostbit!

you are evil. like a hobbit.

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?!!?

i have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

AHEM!! fill my cup.

may god ignore you like you ignored my greetings.

i will avenge you mister van gogh.

call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder. here's fifteen dollars.

you're not in love. you may think you are, you dumb fuck, but you're not.

go ahead and put the ranch away.

sadly, "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.

forget school, i want to be an italian sandwich.

you shouldn't skip work, you are a lawyer and he is a hamster.

you can stop roleplaying now. you're free.

her coupon game was so fucking raw.

i'm sorry guys... he's making a salad.

you could get a straight guy here if you learned to make a good pasta. i'll teach you how to make a risotto that'll get you married and out of my basement.

hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have night meats?

it's not the most ethical thing in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.

no, children, you're wrong. once upon a time, there was a piece of wood.

and i'm not saying she deserved it, but i am saying that god's timing is always riiiiight.

hydrate or die-drate, ya DICK!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD.

new york city is a fictional place written up by someone with a sinister mind and a knack for comedy.

this is grindr my guy.

wait, i didn't finish teaching you the difference between human and wolf anatomy.

it's time to tell your grandmother that she was wrong. do not be afraid.

vanilla vodka... you fucking child.

without ash to rise from, a phoenix would just be a bird getting up.

you are fucking alive. do what you want.

why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? this isn't how guys of my generation hang out.

i hope a hedgehog shits in your cereal, you difficult person.

you know, i am not as mean as i would like to be. and i think people should appreciate that more.

see, i am not a kangaroo.

well, i'd like to help, but... you see... not as much as i'd like not to.

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy.

when god sings with all his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

i fight for a seat in heaven, every. single. day.

map maker? can you find me somewhere on the map where this big man thinks he's the king?

you bald-headed demon...

so... there are 24 million pigs in australia... and 24 million people... so if you ever feel lonely, there's like, a pig out there that's sort of your cosmic twin.

remember, alcohol is god's apology for making us self-aware.

i'm straight!! stop CONFUSING me!!!!!

you guys want something to eat? because... i know we'll die if we don't eat.

he is a BIBLICALLY gorgeous man. i wanna feed him grapes. i wanna fan him with the frond of a date palm from the forests of Lebanon. i wanna find the alabaster vial of perfume oil that one woman broke for jesus and comb it through his hair. like... he's stressing me OUT.

i'm not sad! i'm freaking HUNGRY!

maybe, if we wait a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand, and i can give it to you.

it's not my fault you thought you lived in this IKEA.

let's leave my mother out of this.

jason may kill people but he's not bad enough to kick a dog.

i run for LUMP!

oh no, i'm all out of caring, baby!

you don't think it mcbe that way... but it mcdo.

what is this enticing bowl of white?

serious question, do his nipples sparkle?

what in the reese's peanut butter fuck is going on here?

if your parents don't buy it, stop loving them!

i just hope you know just how much you've decreased productivity today.

that was poetry at its FINEST.

and if you let that motherfucker shenan ONCE, you best believe they're gonna shenanIGAN!

may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her.

that's modern milk for ya. what a time to be alive.

you have attachment issues. please fix it.

remember when people had secrets? we should bring that back.

the moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal.

i don't like the cobra chicken.

i didn't know eggs were this expensive? it's time to lay my own, i fear.

so you're saying the reason i don't have a girlfriend is because i'm not a big enough threat yet.

god gave him a top lip, that's why he's so powerful.

it's a common mistake, but frankenstein was actually the author.

i finally got a pocket-sized diary!!! also i don't get the concept of life.

if a beautiful woman disagrees with me, i will immediately change my view. i've no principles.

how did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?

if so much as one tear drops from their eye... i will slap you back into your mum.

you are ringing a phone that does not like to be rung.

look how Dr. doofenschmirtz had a fucked up childhood but didn't project his trauma onto his teenage daughter. he projected it onto a platypus.

it is mathematically impossible for you to get a wedgie.

i'm breaking up with you. i love you, it's just... i don't think you could protect me from a mummy.

if you can't do fractions....... you will fucking die.

that's right; in the year 1791, all of our bottoms were killed in a Big Bottom Massacre.

people always assume i'm mean. like CAN you BELIEVE THAT CRAP?! like WHAT would make you think i'm MEAN?! I'M THE NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!

the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal; another of god's little tests.

someone's gotta tell the waiter that i ordered mashed 'taters and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me.

if i had a week i couldn't list all the reasons that wouldn't work.