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people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm's length continuously for seventeen years

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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Genius takes many forms 🐈🎹🔊 https://www.catsonsynthesizersinspace.com

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here's the original video on twitter, which is a bit longer. There's at least one other video of an elephant being rescued with a backhoe, which makes me wonder if this is standard operating procedure in the Indian Forest Service.

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Wake up babe new fish dropped

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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we're fucked

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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check this out

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This Is What A Pig Herding Competition Looks Like

Competitors need to maintain eye contact with the judges to get more points