albino-boa-constrictor
albino-boa-constrictor
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Lover of many things, and has a tendency to obsess about such things.
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albino-boa-constrictor · 23 hours ago
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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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albino-boa-constrictor · 3 days ago
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albino-boa-constrictor · 3 days ago
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I bring a little *hhhngghggnnggg every time I get up* to the function
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albino-boa-constrictor · 8 days ago
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albino-boa-constrictor · 19 days ago
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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albino-boa-constrictor · 19 days ago
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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first
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albino-boa-constrictor · 22 days ago
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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas
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albino-boa-constrictor · 25 days ago
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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives
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albino-boa-constrictor · 25 days ago
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"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time
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albino-boa-constrictor · 27 days ago
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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad
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albino-boa-constrictor · 1 month ago
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albino-boa-constrictor · 1 month ago
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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident
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albino-boa-constrictor · 1 month ago
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albino-boa-constrictor · 1 month ago
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albino-boa-constrictor · 1 month ago
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
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albino-boa-constrictor · 1 month ago
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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass
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albino-boa-constrictor · 1 month ago
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