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Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

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cock. balls, even.

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Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

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sometimes the ocean just brings you. big trees.

just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.

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every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

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having a hyperfixation feels like this image

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i look at species

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anyway I don’t think stealing from companies should be a crime and I refuse to elaborate 

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my dude

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“Tell him I’m anywhere.  Anywhere but the tavern.”

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how many swords

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the witcher but i sprinkle in some slavicness

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istg these new bts pictures are giving strong supportive mum yennefer vibes puhleaseeeeee i want s2 to basically go like this:

ciri: goes ape shit, kicks some ass

yen:

netflix don't fuck this up for me

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I would be such a good spy if it weren't for the fact I hate the government.

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it sucks that once you're 21 you've unlocked all the age restricted privileges you'll ever get. I think it should go on as you get older. after 30 piracy is allowed. at 42 you're allowed to shoplift. once you're 65 all drugs are legal. after 80 you can do arson. if you make it to 100 you're allowed to commit a murder.

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gandalf was a gamer