personal blog. feel free to enjoy some funny shit, pretty shit, woke shit, and worthless shit. alicia, 27. she/he/they. omnisexual. florida. capricorn.
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Evangelion is the greatest Bible (and Torah and the Kabbalah, I know most of it is based on Jewish mysticism) fanfiction of all time, and no one can change my mind on this.
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
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some people will follow me and after one quick scroll through their blog i think “what am i possibly bringing to your table”
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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Hailing frequencies closed, sir. TASHA YAR || Star Trek: The Next Generation
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Explain it to me in a way that I won't hate You when we are done talking.
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