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as an american i don’t like america and won’t defend it from its detractors unless they’re coming for free refills or garbage disposals in which case you sound jealous

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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food paintings on newspapers by Julia Stankevych (6)

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I kill you

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Netsuke of Mother Bat with Two Young, Hō-raku, 19th century

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Sneaky cat just wants to pet your face…

Submit your cute pet here | Source: http://bit.ly/2v4FU1b

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genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

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abandonment issues are sooooo funny. "i'm scared people will leave me so i push them away and leave them first to avoid being hurt" girl the prophecy is self fulfilling!!! the sabotage is coming from within!!! you forgot about the cycle!!!!!!!!!

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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

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encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

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So Disney Dreamlight Valley, amirite?

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90% of the time in dreamlight valley you’re like. picking flowers for wall-e or whatever. the other 10% is the most insanely-raw lore and you never know when it will hit

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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

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Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

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