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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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source: The Norfolk and Portsmouth Herald, September 18, 1811.

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Someone made a light Batman reference in front of me yesterday and I made the mistake of recognizing it. "Oh, are you a fan?" Sir, attempting to articulate the toxic relationship between myself and the detective comics universe would put us both in the hospital. You seem like such a nice normal dad with a healthy attitude towards media consumption. I have been exposed to pornography you can't even fathom. I am being held hostage. I know the names of possibly every Robin and the constant reinterpretations of inconstant timelines. I have formed opinions people kill each other over online. They may still find me if I am ever too vocal. We are not the same. I wish I was you.

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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I have a MIGHTY NEED for a scene similar to this one in the 2017 series.

my first gifset, so I hope it’s alright!

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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Happy Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz day.

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

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Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?