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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

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Next up with the prehistoric animals that are just so so silly its longisquama! A silly name to fit a silly creature!

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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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when everyone in the Game Changer tag is flipping out about Alex Horne but you’ve never seen Taskmaster

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Sam Reich: I'm tired of Game Changer being considered psychological torture

Also Sam Reich: in lieu of a timer I'm going to have Tao Yang run at you while screaming

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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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So I started watching this show called Legends 招摇 and I’d like to debut my new favorite discourse reaction gif:

This is a public domain gif! you have my permission to use it as a reaction to other posts.

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cant sleep because im thinking about this tiktok

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Putting on a good face

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

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Fairydoll chapter 1 is up!

A guard to the Royal court of Fairies aspires to be a knight, but when she intrudes on a beautiful fairy performing forbidden magic - her plans get turned upside down. Earwig is honorbound, but the fairy intrigues her, as she gets further tangled into her web of illusions, desire, and lies.

Read chapter 1 here

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Whose 9 year old named this dinosaur

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