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Bitches love ties..

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Oh Tumblr..

Trying to lure me back with an updated App?

Or are you just feeling the cut of the G..

Mmmm?

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I'm much happier lately..

I think it the lack of crap posting I used to do here..

Mmm..

Put that in your pipe and smoke it..

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TGIF, Fuckers..

I'm ALREADY thinking about the drinking..

I bet you are too..

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The state fair is coming..

I enjoy it too, but..

Can my coworkers not call Big Tex and turn up the volumne so I can't make my calls?

I guess not..

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Flu shot?

It's free?

Oh, and I get to fuck off in line?

COUNT ME IN!!

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Tuesday is Monday with a fresh pair of underwear.

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!!

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Hey!

My account's still open!

What do you know..

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Remember..

Service with a smile after a 3 day we..

Naw.

Fuck this.

I'm tired, hungry, and don't feel like helping anyone.

Glad I brought my pillow..

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About to start drinking all 35 of these bitches..

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Eat cheese.

Unless it blocks you up.

Then don't..

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Okay, I think the doughnut will hold the elbow scrape..

That was a close one..

Whew..

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ELBOW INJURY!!

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What's shaking Glitzier?

Moneymaker?

Broilerbaker?

Trailerraker?

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Boo..

On Monday..

And every other day like this one..

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Fuck Saturday night party drinkers that are supposed to work Monday and don't show up..

You're all dicks and bitches..

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Thanks Lynn..

My ear still hurts.