alecanddragons

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Literally me when i listen to rock music

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I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

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It makes me happy when they listen

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LMFAO

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u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life

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Love watching movies with people who are autistic about different things than I am. Last week a friend and I were watching Twisters, and he said, those are going to turn out to be good guys. And I said, how do you know? And he said, because their truck brands are owned by the same equity company as the main character's.

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"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time

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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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⚫️ ⚪️ 🔴

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i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

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@wholesome-animal-images

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Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today