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On the evening of the third day, the wisest monk descended from the mountain. He said "You can make a simple Mac and cheese by boiling pasta in half-n-half, grating in cheese, and stirring until it makes the sloppy sound." And then god took him away forever.

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Mohg is the most problematic queer rep of all time. He rules. Yeah he has magic AIDS that works especially well against Christians. He captured and intends to marry an eternal-child god, not for pedophilia reasons, but because he wants to commit genocide. Presumably to replace the christians with his magic AIDS blood cult.

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like, at a certain degree of viking idolization, i can't help but feel like it might be a dogwhistle.

i honestly love shanties but i hate how much of the community seems to be extremely chud-y.

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i honestly love shanties but i hate how much of the community seems to be extremely chud-y.

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you sillied too close to the sun

ICARLY??????

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If you, for some reason, still have a subscription to the Atlantic, cancel it

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better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

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when ur age the same as the number on the back of ur credit card 😂💯

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*Is it true, or did Google Gemini just make it up, or did somebody just make that up about Google Gemini?

*Well, who knows; your guess is as good as Google Gemini's

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MIND STEED. INSTEAD OF FINDING THE STEED, IT OVERSTIMULATES YOU WITH IMAGES OF HORSES

SUFFER.

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they call me George on account of my W Bush

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