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it is beautiful when men are divorced from each other and they weren't even married in the first place

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honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

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They love to torment Mira.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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Q: What goes in the square hole?

a) Bdubs

b) Skizz

c) Impulse

d) All of the above

e) Scar

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Watched scar's pov first and was like aww is he worried that scar's missing out on something or maybe he thinks that he's unsafe how awesome and cool and cute this is!

Then watched grian and hell no the guy just needed to blame someone else for his wrong doings.

Absolute cinema.

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The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, July 26, 1925

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Being 22 is weird as fuck. Someone 5 years younger than me is effectively 3 sniffs old + just born. Someone 5 years older than me can have a PhD. I know someone my age who recently realised that by buying a bed they can sleep on something more comfortable than the floor but other people my age have kids. there are people younger than me becoming world-famous musicians and athletes. what the fuck is going on