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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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Mega Demondrug Boosts your attack power even more than a regular Demondrug.

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As an American, I also agree. It shouldn't be controversial to not like *mass murder*.

I hate this country

i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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@dylansnipe

I just feel like this is you

I legit have no memory of time I didn't know how to swim. Spent half the time of my childhood summers up to my ears in a lake. I am unsinkable. My skin is so oily that the water just fucking rejects it. I just float on top like a witch carved from styrox tossed in the dead sea.

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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

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This is ✨perfect✨

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

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Fun fact!

Humans do not actuary swallow 7 spiders in their sleep a year! It's the other way round. So next time you go to bed, remember to check for spiders.

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when someone doesn’t wanna tell me what i did wrong and suddenly i’m 8 years old wondering what i did to make my mom mad again

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