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Inspired by the new set of photos released by Amazon prime

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My favorite genre of buddy comedy

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1941 crowley is so funny to me especially the bookshop scene because he’s like. he says “imagine i’m a man in uniform and i am just SO horny. i am painfully incredibly turned on and i need to see you do something. anything. haha what would. what would you do to m—i mean for me”

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crowley, come back to heaven... as an angel

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i don't think they realized just how earth shattering this would've been

60S WIVES ? ! ? YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME ? ! ? 2 OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. WOMEN. AND 60S/70S FASHION ? ? ? I WOULDVE EXPLODED ON THE SPOT

EVEN THE HYPOTHETICAL GOT ME TURNING INTO POP ROCKS

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some more book!husbands.

trying to make crowley's look scream "DICKHEAD" when you look at him and the he stands next to az and it screams "SUGAR BABY"

also when they get home:

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He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

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crowley must have known that aziraphale was also in love with him, he tidied the bookshop, he was planning on taking him to the Ritz after his confession, he had their song queued in the car these are not acts of someone who wasn't sure what the outcome will be.

which makes it so much more painful that he still confessed his love for aziraphale with tears in his eyes and on the verge of a full blown panic attack, he left saying "don't bother" but he still waited by his car til the elevator doors closed. all because

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i love them i would die for them

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Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

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he only ever asked questions.....

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ah, but I’m singing like a bird ‘bout it now 🕊🗡

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drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.

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The Bookworm’s Assistant

(a Good Omens parody repaint of “The Bookworm”, c. 1850, by Carl Spitzweg)