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Hot Fuzz (2007) dir. Edgar Wright
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ok ok hear me out: t-shirt that says "fall risk"
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I have also encountered this monstrosity today
The true sisyphean task is untangling wired headphones
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You have a pet cat. He eats a lot for his size. Then he just suddenly splits in two. Now you have two cats.
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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late
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Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness
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I'm sorry I didn't answer your call, but robocallers spoofing numbers have rendered unknown phone numbers completely unreliable to answer, and I'm sorry I didn't see your text, but spoofed numbers sending links with viruses in them have made sms just as bad as (if not worse than) email before good spam filtering
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I love when hardcore Harry Potter fans try to insult people by calling them “muggle” and “mudblood”. not only is your vitriol toothless and comical, it’s also establishing you as one of the bad guys…?
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