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What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

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you're in a girl's room and she's weird

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Hear me out

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You actually need to climb to get decent connection in desolate areas >:/

Actually just realized this would make an amazing wallpaper

This also was a random surge of inspiration which i don't know what to feel about because I should be doing homework right now 🙃

*please do not repost anywhere without my permission and credit* otherwise you are free to set it for yourself

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great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

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Man I wish I could shapeshift

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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the eepers

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HEADSPLIT

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

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Haha but no they had a very serious talk after this