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emxrypltr:

Emery leans boldly forward and grabs either side of Alex’s face even as he’s talking about Long Dong Silver, bringing them close together and squinting as though he’s taken the question seriously and is in fact contemplating the legitimacy of his being the antichrist. He moves his head side to side, not gently, and finally pulls back after several moments. “Yes,” he declares, and breaks into a full-watt smile full of coy sarcasm. “Definitely the antichrist. I can sense these things. Trust me.” When Alex drops an arm across Emery’s shoulders his stomach does a familiar little flip-flop, but he’s used to this by now and is more than capable of making sure he shows no outward signs of it. It’s the smell, mostly–a cologne whose name Emery doesn’t know, but which makes his knees feel a little weak every time he smells it on Alex. “Is that a real question?” he laughs, pulling away with an affected struggle and turning so he’s walking backwards, not so much unaware as uncaring of the people who have to get out of his way lest he back right into them. “What kind of gay boy would I be if I couldn’t appreciate a nice big dick?” He pulls a pink lighter out of his pocket and lights the joint, inhaling deeply and blowing it out before passing it over. He’s still walking backwards, and he nearly trips over an uneven sewer grate before righting himself with a laugh. “Don’t tell me you’d pass up the opportunity.”

      alex likes to think that he’s gotten used to emery’s lack of personal space ( cause truth be told he’s the exact same a lot of the time ) so he just keeps talking even as his face is being moved from side to side. ❛ ya know , i’ve been called a lot of things but antichrist is definitely a new one. ❜ he laughs , swatting at the other playfully. ❛ okay , but there’s a difference between appreciating one and taking one. ❜ he points out , taking the joint from his friend as he passes it along. ❛ listen ... ❜ he starts , taking a long hit before blowing it out the side of his mouth and away from emery before passing again , ❛ it would depend on a lot of things. if he wanted me to bottom then , well , it’d probably be a no from me because , one , i’ve never bottomed before so i don’t think that’d be the greatest experience and , two , i’m really not that brave. ❜ he admits.

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bxnas:

“well i say it was a competition, it wasn’t much for me but it was for him. i mostly blame my parents for always using me as a benchmark whereas he’s… just archie.” alfie understood the pressures, but it was mostly a strain he put on himself to do better and not the overwhelming success of an older sibling. “trust me, you’ll learn to live with it, there are worse things in the world than whether archibald bonas likes you or not.” taking the attention away from his fractured relationship with his younger, brother, alfie turned the attention back to alex. “how is hockey practice going?”

      ❛ that’s kinda shitty. my parents did the same thing , though i guess i was kinda more in archie’s position. i was kinda the black sheep because i was really good at sports while my siblings all went down the path my parents wanted them to. didn’t make for a very fun childhood but first world problems , right ? ❜ he quirks a brow. ❛ don’t worry , ❜ he shakes his head with a laugh , ❛ i don’t care if archie doesn’t like me. lots of people don’t , that’s just the way the world works. i’d just like to know why he doesn’t is all. i’m pretty sure i’ve never done anything to him. ❜ he explains before allowing alfie to change the subject. he’s not going to push the older male into talking about something he doesn’t want to after all. ❛ good. a lot harder to balance with the workload i have now but it’s a good stress reliever , ya know ? ❜

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kamcnape:

“But listen…. it’s ten thousand dollars. Someone is offering you ten thousand dollars to cut off your leg. You can get a peg leg. Be a freaking pirate or some shit. I’ll get you a eye patch. Would you do it? It’s not like it’s SAW and you’re doing it to save your life. Fuck – the dude didn’t even get to survive, did he? I can’t remember. But this is a serious question. With how the world is going, it could happen. Would you do it?”

      ❛ i dunno , man. ten thousand dollars in this day and age isn’t even that much so i don’t think i’d do it. it’d have to be at least in the six figures for me to even consider it. ❜ he explains , unsure how they ended up on this particular topic. ❛ depends on which SAW movie you’re talking about. there’s literally , like , eighteen of them. ❜ he explains , twirling a pen around his fingers. ❛ what about you ? would you do it ? ❜

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tfemxlia:

“so i’m not really a big fan of McDonald’s, but i won’t lie - their fries are my guilty pleasure and i would eat them all day if i could. give me fries at any time of the day and i’m the happiest person on earth.”

      ❛ so that’s the way to your heart , huh ? duly noted. ❜ he smiles. ❛ was this your way of subtly asking me to get you some mcdonald’s fries ? ❜

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bxnas:

“like it’s nothing bad it’s just that we’re completely different people. it was always a competition. and i’m tired of it and i just feel like the two of us being in this kind of climate wouldn’t exactly help it.”

      ❛ yeah , i get it. ❜ he nods , waiting a beat before letting out a light laugh. ❛ i don’t think he likes me very much. ❜

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bxnas:

“oh yeah he is, but do i really want to live with my brother again? the answer isn’t exactly no, but if i had a choice i’d prefer not to. i’ve been free for such a long time now and i didn’t really want it to end.”

      ❛ damn , he doesn’t seem that bad. ❜ he counters with a laugh. ❛ come to think of it , you’ve never told me what your relationship is like with him. do you two even get along ? ❜

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emxrypltr:

“I literally can’t believe this is happening,” Emery says, putting on a mournful air as he whips the marshmallow off into the distance. “One rejection after another. Betrayal on the deepest level. Who doesn’t like marshmallows? What are you, like, the antichrist?” He rolls his eyes but smiles broadly at Alex’s question, slipping down from the table portion onto the bench beside him. “I dunno, it seems important, doesn’t it? World’s biggest cock? You’d think they wouldn’t leave out important information like that.” Shooting Alex a broad, teasing grin, he hops up from the bench and pulls a joint from behind his ear. “So do you have class or d’you wanna go get high on the beach with me? Maybe the guy with the world’s biggest dick is hanging out there.”

      ❛ i’m sorry ! ❜ he exclaims with a grin. ❛ c’mon , do i really look like the antichrist ? don’t be dramatic. ❜ he teases , watching as emery slips off the table and stands. ❛ you’d think the dude that has it would brag constantly. i remember seeing some dude that was fucking hung. i seriously think they called him long dong silver. ❜ he laughs , placing his hands on his knees and standing to his full height as well. ❛ we’re finally on the same page. let’s go. ❜ he smiles , draping his arm across emery’s shoulders and turning him around so they can begin walking. ❛ wouldn’t that be wild if we did see him there ? would you actually hook up with a dude who had a huge dick ? i mean , i feel like there’s definitely some advantages but i feel like he’d just pass out once he got hard cause all of his blood flow would be south. ❜

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emxrypltr:

Emery pooches his lower lip into a heavy pout at the pass, but it fades quickly when Alex settles onto the bench, privately excited by his company. “What a savage rejection,” he says, and drops the slingshot onto the table, forgotten in the face of this new source of entertainment. “I bought it because it was a one-dollar slingshot, Alex, and I’m nothing if not a bargain-hunter. Have a marshmallow…maybe it’ll help you stop being so lame.” He takes a marshmallow from the bag and holds it above Alex’s head like he expects him to take it directly into his mouth. “I have an idea. Pretend like you’re about to suck the world’s biggest dick and we’ll see how many marshmallows we can fit in your mouth.”

      alex tilts his head back slightly to look at the marshmallow above him before averting his gaze to emery. ❛ you ready for another savage rejection ? maybe even something considered betrayal ? ❜ he quirks a brow before rolling his eyes playfully at emery’s vivid suggestion. ❛ i don’t like marshmallows. ❜ he confesses , shooting the other an innocent smile. people always act like it’s the end of the world when he tells them that and also the fact that he doesn’t like peanut butter. it’s as if they’re universally loved or something and he doesn’t get it. ❛ do you think someone’s in the guinness book of world records for having the biggest dick ? ❜

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emxrypltr:

“Watch this,” said Emery, grabbing the first person to pass by him where he sat on top of a picnic-style bench on the quad, dirty converse muddying up the seat, unmindful of the inconvenience he was causing to anyone trying to sit there. He’d found a crappy little slingshot at a dollar store near campus and had now made a game of shooting marshmallows at unwary passersby. When he had the attention of his captive audience, he fitted a marshmallow into the sling and let it fly, howling with laughter when it hit somebody square in the back of the head. “You absolutely could not do better than that. I dare you to even try,” he said, passing it off in challenge.

      alex watches with some sort of mild interest as emery plays around with his slingshot and ends up hitting someone in the back of the head with a marshmallow. it’s not exactly something he would classify as fun , but who is he to stand in the way of someone else’s happiness. ❛ i think i’ll pass. ❜ he laughs lightly , holding up his hand to push it away from him gently. ❛ plus , you’re probably right. ❜ he shrugs. he shifts on the bench in order to try and get more comfortable ( while avoiding the muddy mess emery has made ) then leans his elbows back against the table. ❛ why’d you even buy that thing anyway ? ❜

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bxnas:

so as much as i love the idea of some second rate athlete living with me, i feel as though i haven’t drawn the shortest straw here especially when i saw what happened with the sororities. zeta xi are okay because we could always use them for target practice but the whole thing is still a massive joke and a massive mess.  

      ❛ yeah , i guess it could always be worse. isn’t your brother in zeta xi ? how do you feel about living with him again ? must kinda bring you back to when you were living at home , huh ? ❜

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idk why this gif is so fUNNYSMDFLSKJ ! anYWAY ... i’m griffin , eighteen , she / her and ima dumb bitch who doesn’t have time to write a full intro rn so ... fuq me ig huh ? we love bein absolute failures in this house laid ease ! i still want sum plots tho so maybe like this if ya wanna plot and i’ll come to you ? or you can come to me idc lets just get smth done lol !