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when he licks his lips seductively
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my intrusive thoughts during fall
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there r leaves all around
i said young man
eat a leaf off the ground
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Panic! At The Disco | Las Vegas 10.09.2015
Thank you to Panic and their team for being so incredibly wonderful. I know I say that every time. But I’ll never stop, I love them all so much.
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birb singing “if you’re happy and you know it”
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The Man Who Lived Upstairs
by reddit user TeslaToth
When the news came on the television, I immediately dropped my spoon and stopped eating.
“An attempted kidnapper has been shot dead in Wayne County,” the newsreader intoned. “Police say a local history professor lured one of his students into his van by telling her his new puppy had stopped breathing.”
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