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shoves my hand into my lower belly, yanks out my uterus and all accoutrements, opens the front door, throws said uterus and accoutrements onto the lawn, then slams the door shut behind me

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I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.

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THE BORGIAS (2011-2013) dir. by Neil Jordan

"I think what's kind of fun is that from Cesare's perspective, I'm the younger brother, I'm a bit rubbish, I'm an upstart, and I love the fact that I can wind him up like nothing else. So it starts off like that - quite jovial, quite fun, quite charming, quite light and frothy." [x]

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PAUL NEWMAN as BRICK

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958)

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your not allowed to like old music unless something is wrong with you

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Favorite genre of post.

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guy who invented western musical notation: so we're going 12 tones to an octave, named after letters of the alphabet. me: got it. A to L. inventor guy: that's not what i said

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"Not all men-"

You're right; his royal highness Christopher Rupert Windermere Vladimir Carl Alexander François Reginald Lancelot Herman Gregory James would never do this

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do you sleep with your bedroom door open?

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The Gilded Age (2022-) | 3x01 - Who is in charge here?

We must act, or this sin will be our undoing... I'm afraid those who partake of alcohol are destined for the fury of hell.

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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oscar in tonight's episode

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#DAVID OAKES BEING A KING OF SIDE-EYEING

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i love how a family is sometimes a bitch of a matriarch, her kind sister, an orphaned niece, and the homosexual heir to it all

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being in small fandoms is so fun bc back in the height of mcu fandom anything less than 10k was a flop post but in my little fantasy book fandom i get 40 notes and am giddy for days