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alexandercolbourne · 7 days ago
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“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted
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alexandercolbourne · 7 days ago
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alexandercolbourne · 20 days ago
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alexandercolbourne · 21 days ago
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THE GILDED AGE S3.E8. My Mind Is Made Up
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alexandercolbourne · 21 days ago
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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
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alexandercolbourne · 1 month ago
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no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳
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alexandercolbourne · 1 month ago
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does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately
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alexandercolbourne · 1 month ago
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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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Hostile
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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i really like when peoples roblox characters look like this
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cuntress megablock
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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I CAN SEE POSTS WITH MY EYES CLOSED
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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gotta love oscar. bankrupted his entire family because he got conned by a straight woman he was trying to catfish. he's unemployed, day drinking, leaving the house twice a week to gamble away money his ex-sugar daddy in politics gave him, he told his cousin her boyfriend had a fling with a cougar in jersey last year for no reason, and he's starting drama between his mom and his aunt just to feel something. rip horrid twink, if only you'd been born late enough to enjoy meth and grindr. i wish you'd lived in a time where you knew what a charlie xcx was.
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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This Fourth of July, I ask that you support Native Hawaiian independence.
The Kingdom of Hawai’i was illegally overthrown with the help of American businessmen and we have suffered under the iron grip of America.
Our land is simply seen as a vacation spot, my people are simply seen as tour guides and hula dancers. We have had our culture, our history, and our people turned into a commercialized joke by America.
The rampant tourism kills our islands with endless hotels, attractions and overcrowding. The housing and living costs are out of control because of the false “paradise” narrative. The Navy poisons our water and destroys our land. Covid has killed so many of my people due to the reckless and selfish nature of tourists. I have lost loved ones to this virus, because tourists “couldn’t stay away”.
My people have suffered. I have suffered.
We are more than your vacation. We are more than an aesthetic.
We are a sovereign nation illegally occupied by the United States of America.
Restore Hawai’i to Hawaiians. End the American Occupation.
See the links below to learn more and to read up on your Hawaiian history.
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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Why is this heat so hot 😩
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alexandercolbourne · 2 months ago
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love 2 just say shit. where's that one post
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