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POV: we’re playing hide and go seek and you hear giggles coming from daddy’s office 🙈

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what I like about church: singing songs, seeing my friends.

what I hate about church: literally everything else, ESPECIALLY how if you get in trouble for making noises and giggling during Sunday school, you get in trouble AGAIN at home 😩😑🙄

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attention littles: as you go trick or treating tonight, please stay in your neighborhood and don’t cross the busy street alone.

but if you do, definitely don’t lie about to your mama like I did .

trust me. dont do it!

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POV: you walking in on me before breakfast when I’m supposed to be getting ready for school.

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look I dunno why come this happens every October but

I’m back to being five years old again

being big was fun for a couple months but now I’m done. I can’t wait for first grade next year!

if you need me, I’ll be on the little slide in the playground.

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because I had my Star Wars pajamas on, I thought I could move my soccer ball around my room using the force, but it ended up breaking my lamp and daddy had to use his Darth Vader hairbrush to remind me he was my father 🫣🙈🥹😭

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I went full spider-Zander on this climbing wall at the playground today. 🕷️

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mama doesn’t play

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I’m starting off on green and good to go this morning

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mama is coming for a custody weekend and she made this portable naughty spot so she can put me in time out wherever I am, and I think it’s the most adorable, infuriating thing I’ve ever seen 🙈😭🥹😮🫣

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littlespace vibe: suffering through a dinner party where you invited the neighbors. you tell me to go get ready for bed and a few minutes later tell me to come out and say goodbye to everybody.

POV

me: *waving*

goodnight mister Mike and Mrs Patricia. sweet dreams!

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caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”

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POV: you come to wake me up for school.