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Inappropriate thoughts ft. you

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Have you ever asked a man to wrestle you as if he is trying to have a homoerotic experience?

I would like to apologize to all my male friends I made prove they saw me as a man stuck in a hot girls body. My bad. Turns out it is a weird Native thing. Its called being 2 spirit.

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

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Put a secret in my ask box

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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I wont get on my knees because they hurt and I wont bark because you told me to lower my tone.

I will beg silently however

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This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media

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