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A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. 

So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar.

He then starts by asking the many people in the audience.

“How many people here make love once a day?”

Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.

“Once a week?”

A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.

"How many of you make love once a month?”

A few hands tepidly go up. No grins could be sighted.

“OK, how about once a year?”

To his shock, one man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands and whistling. The therapist is shocked - this man's reaction completely disproves his theory!

“If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man shouts: "Today’s my birthday!”

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up 

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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people really seem to struggle with the idea that you can think something is dickhead behaviour and still not want it to be illegal