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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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The only thing I know for real

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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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I’ve been crying laughing at this video all day…SHE ROLL HER BABY LIKE BALL…

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Happy Birthday Fish. I am sending you the beam attack of friendship. If you look to the sky, you will see it. Don't worry, it will not obliterate you.

wow :)

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entry level weed for beginners

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Hermit a Day May - Day 1: Impulse!

sketch and lineart vers under the cut!

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. I see bricks, I see mortar, I see a trowel, I see a cask of wine, I see that asshole Montresor glaring at me over the top of the wall…

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Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

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I was bored in school so I made this list:

Things I like about Halt O'Carrick

He can do cool things like shoot a bow and use knives and kill people

He's autistic

Bi

Short king

Trans

Irish

He's a metaphorical smoker and alcoholic

Best dad

Best husband

Probably cries at 3 in the morning

Most likely emotional over tiny things

Secret sweetie

Can be calm but also super unhinged at the same time

Baby <3

Would listen to Queen

Has an idiot best friend who he legally has to obey

Doesn't listen to the people he legally has to obey (his idiot best friend and the king)

Law breaker

"creative documentation"

Probably scared of snakes or has a random phobia like that

Hold grudges over small things I imagine

Hates being wrong

He can scare people by existing

Coffee addict

Kinda insane

My headcanons are canon and I love them

Puts honey in his coffee like a quirky sweetie

I'll add more when I add more

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Truly I hate to do this to you all but; you can watch all the videos and read all the blogs in the world but you cannot learn to sew without at some point picking up a piece of fabric and fucking it up. No tutorial exists that will stop you at some point ruining this poor piece of cloth. The visceral act of holding a project and wondering where you went wrong is the only way to learn sewing; you cannot escape it. I’m sorry