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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

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"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

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If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈

To all of us who’re just a mess ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎

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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

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The Argonath has always confused me because the two kings have their palms out like “please stop” but you’re literally on a river that flows past them, what are you supposed to do?

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I love how Jihyuk traveled back in time and decided he's never minding his own business ever again.

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happy 10th anniversary of this scene to those who celebrate! 🥳🎉

bonus:

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It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

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pins by Abprallen

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[ID: Screenshot of Ao3 comment “That’s sick and twisted and crazy [silently drops kudos]” /End ID]

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What the flock?! such smart names!

Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!

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