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Just found where they grow all the Yorkshire Terriers. If anyone wants some seeds bringing back let me know.

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#acms #edfringe2019

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Two equally important public service announcements in London today, probably unrelated.

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This year’s festive must-get-thems.

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Let's ban this deadly phrase. #looknothingup

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#acms #edinburghfringe #2018

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#AlternativeFact

In the game of badminton a female shuttlecock is known as a shuttlecunt.

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#AlternativeFact

In Ireland, Chinese restaurants pronounce it "hosheen" sauce.

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#AlternativeFact

The town of Oldham was originally known as Newpork.

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Richard the Lionhead was both valiant and smug in battle.

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A satisfying postscript from Dan on Southwark Freecycle, although the bowl remains a mystery... #lampyending

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Enjoyed this on the Southwark Freecycle site. Some bloke called Dan who's clearly moved into a place with too many lamps and a load of gold stuff. #themanwiththegoldenbowl

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Last night's ode to fuck-giving from Ironic Curtain Amsterdam. #fuck

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Merry Fridgemoose one and all.

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My mate Stuart Bowden posted an innocuous photo on Facebook of him skipping along a beach. I got a bit addicted to doctoring the photo due to, initially, boredom and, subsequently, requests. Here are the results.

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Donald Trump furtively carving his own face into the side of Mount Rushmore while being attacked by a pair of eagles. Beth Wingrove