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y’all are being too dark. i’m back with the sillies

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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occasional posts from users

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patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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👁‍🗨 “It’s not like any pain you feel when your alive. It’s… it hurts to exist. To be dead and still here.” -Garry Keay

None of the assistants in the magnus archives came out alive or without trauma. Such as Gertrude’s assistants, Michael and Gerry (one becoming the embodiment of the spiral and the other being bonded to a page in a death book).

I like to think that they met and were friends when they were alive, even if there is no canonical interaction between them (that I can recall). They were both Gertrude’s assistants, so they must have met at least once.

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battle against a weird opponent 2

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battle against a weird opponent

(pls click for tha gif)

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Come in zero!

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You realize you should’ve done something about the spiders in your attic before they multiplied, gained intelligence and started a civilization. Recently they started worshipping you as their deity.

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🕸️ Spidey Doodles 🕸️

▶️ (Finished art from yesterday’s YouTube video!) It was fun to play around with the different Spidey art styles, and cathartic to talk about what seeing a trans flag in Gwen’s room meant to me - thanks to everybody who’s been leaving such thoughtful comments! 💖

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS]   ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

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what movie do y’all know front to back like it doesn’t even have to necessarily be Good,, it’s just something you’ve seen so many times that the dialogue is printed into the very core of your being

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Came a time when every star fall brought you to tears again…. x