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SJM really wrote a book where she introduced a rakish flirt with a mechanical eye and facial scars, who is clever and sarcastic and has an impeccable sense of style, is skilled in courtly matters but is also catches fish with his bare hands, is a noble but doesn't care about his title and features a tragic backstory on top of it all and she really expected me to care about that blonde guy?????

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I'm sorry, but I'm still not over how hot Lucien was in those scenes where Feyre was using him to make Tamlin jealous. The situation is wrong, selfish, and sick on her part, but the sides of him it brought out?

The sides it finally allowed us to see?

Him lifting her off that horse with those big, strong hands?

Taking her hand and kneeling?

Catching fish with his bare hands and doing all the unpleasant work for Feyre (because my man's a capable, competent, considerate provider through and through)?

That "nightmare" scene where he's holding her and her nightgown's kind of riding up while he rubs her back and holds the back of her head? This is him with a platonic friend. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

SJM really went off with him.

I have nothing but respect for SJM and her decision to make him scorchingly sexy from the start for no real reason. This woman really sat down, had no intention of making him her [current] main character's love interest, and said, "I'm going to have him making all of Prythian crave sin, make him one of if not the smartest character, and have him respectfully manhandle her on occasion to save her and lock this in. Let readers' imaginations run wild."

Then, she just decides to casually throw us another line about the fire in his blood.

"I couldn't imagine Elain being subject to all that...fire."

Bitch, I can. And good for her.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Love Island (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hamish/Main Character (Love Island: All Stars), Hamish/Main Character (Love Island: Double Trouble), Hamish (Love Island: Double Trouble)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Hamish (Love Island: Double Trouble), Chen (Love Island: All Stars), Uma (Love Island: Stick or Twist), Natasha (Love Island: All Stars), Stefan (Love Island: All Stars), Kat (Love Island: Ex in the Villa), Kelly (Love Island: Bombshell), Jude (Love Island: All Stars), Finn (Love Island: Ex in the Villa) Additional Tags: The reunion us Hamish girlies deserved, Fusebox let me couple up with him already I beg of you, The Volume IX I wish Fusebox had given us, Everyone other than the Ham Man and Alice (MC) are barely in this, this ain't about them Summary:

The girls return from Casa Amor. In light of their chat after the PDA Awards, Hamish only really cares about whether Alice is coming back alone or if she's found someone else.

Or the reunion I wish we could have had

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I need Italian Manwhore Summer to happen again so badly you don't even understand I don't think it's possible to put my feelings into words. If we're not playing the most unserious miracle-sponsored matches and then having Calafiori get a boner after his insane assist what are we even doing.If the boys aren't throwing each other on the ground and acting gayer than actual gay people what are we even doing.italian manwhroe summer.i need you like I need oxygen

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face card so powerful we can forgive the own goal

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This is what a last second equalizer does to a man:

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“You may only call me Mrs. Dekarios when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy”

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Reference from Pride & Prejudice (2005)

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Awesome piece of an animation art 🤯 Reels by alindraws

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Back on my bullshit over a year later! I saw exactly one screenshot of Jin and re-downloaded the game and let me tell you he was the only good thing about that mess of a season 🙃

Nonetheless, as a Bobby stan it was inevitable that I would get Jin brainrot so here we are… I humbly present his and my MC Evie’s instas!

(Made up at last name for Jin since I couldn’t find a canon one anywhere)

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I keep thinking about that post that says Sokka should’ve taken Varrick’s place in TLOK and directed a movie based on Gaang’s experience with high romantic tension between Bolin’s character who is actually Sokka’s self-insert and Zuko’s character. And then I thought TAHNO would be the PERFECT Zuko-character actor. Sokka took one look at his emo ass haircut and went “you, i need you, a pro waterbender, to play a firebender with your pro-bending nemesis Bolin, I will pay you handsomely,” and that’s fucking ex-Chief Sokka of course you take the role.

Anyways Bolin and Tahno being extremely confused about how they ended up between Sokka and ex Fire Lord Zuko’s messy divorce which isn’t really a divorce because they found them kissing each other behind one of the sets(the image could not be burned otu of their eyes, they tried).

Zuko randomly showing up to be like “No you should play this moment with trepidation, confusion regarding the blossoming feelings but also a dedication towards Sokk- I mean Nuktuk.”

Tahno, terrified out of his mind: There’s a silver sandwich, take a bite out of it

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kinnporsche gave us many gems but this is my favourite

the three genres of gay

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Thinking about how I would write an adult Scooby-Doo series, because I think it can be done.

The first thing I’d do is make the characters actually be adults.  Still young, but adults, in the mid to late 20s range.  Mystery Inc. is a private detective type business that they run together.  In this universe, the supernatural/ghosts/etc are real, but not necessarily common, so when they take on a case, the culprit might be a person disguised as a monster, or it might actually be a real ghost.  The stakes can be higher; sometimes a bad guy is legitimately trying to kill them.  Sometimes the mystery they’re trying to solve is a murder.  Sometimes they actually get hurt on their cases.

Fred: the core of Fred’s character should be that he’s incredibly kind.  Like, give a stranger the shirt off his back kind.  The “Fred can’t talk to potential clients because he might take a case for free and we need to eat” kind.  He’s an honest and good person and sometimes gets himself into trouble because he assumes other people are too.  While he’s not very good at reading people or noticing ulterior motives, he’s brilliant when it comes to mechanical or engineering type stuff, so he’s the one who keeps the mystery machine running, builds their gadgets, and of course, designs the traps.

Daphne: she comes from old money, and her parents absolutely despise her life choices, to the point where they haven’t officially disowned her, but they have basically cut her off, so she doesn’t actually have access to any family money.  Growing up wealthy has granted her a variety of skills, including speaking multiple languages, horseback riding, and fencing.  She’s very into fashion and jewelry (even if she can’t afford it anymore) and has extensive knowledge of both that can occasionally provide a vital clue in a case. And even though her parents have cut her off, Daphne still has a wide network of contacts she can ask for favors sometimes, because she’s personable, and people tend to like her.  Daphne is also very emotionally intelligent, and is usually the one who can spot when someone is lying to them.

Side note - I ship Fred and Daphne, so I think I would start them off as an established couple for this universe.  Dating, engaged, married, I don’t care.  They are stupidly in love, ride or die for each other.  There’s no will they, won’t they, no worries about cheating.  They are in a healthy, happy, loving relationship, and no one (not even Daphne’s disapproving parents) are going to mess that up for them.

Velma: she is the forensics nerd who sometimes gets super excited about the wrong thing at the wrong time (”He was mummified in seconds? That’s so cool!” “Velma!  His wife is standing right there!” “Oh.  Sorry.”).  She’s not purposely insensitive, she just gets laser focused on her work and forgets to filter herself sometimes.  She’s also the one who can get so fixated on solving whatever mystery they’re working on, she’s willing to bend or maybe break laws.  Is breaking and entering really so bad?  Not if it gets them answers.

Shaggy: he is still the comic relief, but he’s the comic relief by being the only person in the group that actually has common sense.  He manages the business’s finances, he’s the only one who knows how to cook, and the others tease him for being a coward sometimes, but Shaggy maintains that if a ghost with an axe is coming for you, running is the only sensible option.  He should also have a range of random knowledge that sounds useless, but sometimes saves the day (ex ventriloquism, origami, the history of spoons, etc).

Scooby: as this is a universe where supernatural creatures exist, Scooby is an ancient eldritch type being that took a shine to Shaggy when he was a kid, and took the form of a talking dog to befriend and hang out with him.  Aside from the talking dog bit and not aging, he never uses his powers in a way that anyone notices.  The audience is not told upfront that Scooby is an ancient eldritch being; it should slowly be hinted at throughout the series so the audience put it together, but the characters never realize it.  Scooby genuinely considers Shaggy to be his best friend, and cares about the rest of the gang too.

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p'pai can you do something for me? what is it? don’t let go of my hand. okay, i won’t let you go. love in the air episode 13

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Yes Vegas fell in love with the first man who said a few kind words to him while he was crying in his p.j.’s but Pete got told “I love you” once and it sucked all of the anger and fury out of him, like, he had to lie down about it !!! I know we all love badass Pete but vegaspete is a mess4mess couple and that’s that on that.

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KINNPORSCHE WEEK : DAY 7 – Main or Minor family

“Ohana means Family. Family means no one get left behind.” [insp.]

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