THEORY: KAEYA IS HALF-SEELIE
Back by unpopular demand: Seelie Kaeya theory.
I have already talked about this before, many, many times, but I wanted to gather all my jumbled thoughts from the past few months into one proper post along with some new revelations that further support the theory.
I just want to clarify first that I don't like abandoning the narrative in favor of a theory. I wouldn't be constantly trying to push for this if I wasn't at least 80% sure.
Kaeya is my favorite character in the whole game, but I am well aware of the limitations being put on his character…
…Unless 5-star Kaeya comes through for us, that is.
*UPDATE: added a section on Arlecchino 🥳 (4.6 spoilers)
Apologies for the long read but I had to make it as thorough as possible, you understand.
INDEX
1. Seelie = Angels
2. Connections to Seelie and the Jinn
3. Midsummer Night's Dream
4. Nicole Reeyn
5. Arlecchino
6. Visual Similarities and Characteristics
7. Perinheri
SEELIE = ANGELS
Seelie are equated to angels in the game. The floating eyeball versions are even modeled after a type of sea slug called Sea Angels. In case you need more evidence than that:
Nabu Malikata is a Seelie survivor. Her last name Malikata can be derived from malayikata ملائكة which means angels/messengers in Arabic.
The Jinn were created from Nabu Malikata's blood, they are referred to as the "descendants of Seelie" in the world quest "The Falcon's Hunt".
Seelie were heavenly envoys who would deliver messages from Celestia to humans. Nabu Malikata even refers to them as the "fallen envoys of heaven", after they were cast down.
So, if you ever happen to spot the phrase "heavenly/divine envoys", they are actually referring to the Seelie.
As for what they may have looked like, the Mural Room in Dragonspine features a depiction of an envoy with wings and what looks like horns or a crown on its head. Translated from Latin, the text next to it is as follows:
Fidelis angeli iuvant
The angels help the faithful
Seelie are guides who reward humans with treasure after they lead them back to their Seelie courts. Simply put, they are returning a favor. Who else do we know of who is obsessed with favors?
ANGELS GEORG
The Seelie
Kaeya has a bunch of notable connections to angels, the more you start to look for them the more you notice.
According to Kaeya's character story A List, he owns a book called The Adventures of Angelos, in which he keeps a list of names. Angelos, of course, means angel.
Between the pages of "The Adventures of Angelos," you find a list of names written on a sheet of official Knights of Favonius letterhead paper.
Kaeya's favorite haunt is Angel's Share. The logo for Angel's Share is two angels drinking from a wine glass. Angel's Share was established by Dawn Winery, where Kaeya was left at for unknown reasons. According to Diluc's character story, Crepus told him the following:
"The world would never turn its back on the faithful."
This is reminiscent of the mural in Dragonspine: "The angels help the faithful."
Furthermore, the teacups used to represent the mage Nicole can be found in Dawn Winery. Nicole is known as the "guide who never gets lost" and there is one teacup missing in the trailer. We'll get back to that piece of porcelain later.
It's possible that Dawn Winery had some dealings with the Seelie or that it was established by them. Remember Crepus owned a Delusion which means he must have had ties to the Fatui. We know of one character who is both Seelie and Fatui: Columbina.
Columbina is most likely a Seelie since the decorations in her hair match perfectly with the decoration on the Seelie courts. The character of Columbina is also known as a fairy-like dancer; fairies is what the Seelie are in popular culture… (More on that later.)
In the third volume of the book Drunkard's Tale, a lone wolf meets a Seelie survivor who is singing in an unfamiliar language. This Seelie is speculated to be Columbina. The Seelie is adressed as Maiden with the same characters in Chinese as Columbina's other title Damselette.
少女 = Damselette / Maiden
Curiously enough, this particular volume of the book can be found in Dawn Winery.
Kaeya's favorite drink is Death After Noon. This is based on the real drink "Death in the Afternoon", which famously contains absinthe. In the Book of Revelation, Apsinthion, or Wormwood, is the name of an angel or star who fell to earth.
The Abyss Mages chant in Enochian which is the language of the angels. They use this language when they regenerate their shields and to control the Hilichurls. The Abyss Order mostly consists of former Khaenri'ahns.
When Kaeya spots the Abyss Mage back in the Temple of the Wolf, it speaks to him in Enochian. They even added a subtitle to highlight its importance.
Kaeya: There's no way hilichurls organized an ambush like this themselves — not with their limited mental capacity…
(A Hydro Abyss Mage reveals itself)
Kaeya: Thus YOU were behind this.
Hydro Abyss Mage: Gohus, Chiso Vonph.
Kaeya claims he's blessed with certain linguistic powers when the Paimon asks him how he gathered information about the Abyss Twin.
Paimon: What exactly did you have to do to find this out!?
Kaeya: Heh… Let's just say I'm blessed with certain linguistic powers.
In the manga, it was implied Kaeya was able to read an unfamiliar script that not even Lisa, the Akademiya's best student in two hundred years, could understand.
We don't know where Kaeya lived beforehand but he might have lived in the Dark Sea. The Dark Sea is not a literal sea but any place outside of the rule of the Seven. Think Enkanomiya and possibly Khaenri'ah.
Kaeya: But, as you can see, this is but a deserted land. Based on previous experience, I decided that it would be best to wait for contact.
In the Midsummer Island event, Kaeya says he's been stranded on an island before, and in typical Kaeya fashion does not elaborate. (This might be connected to the Nameless Island, which Kaeya visited on his birthday.) Venti alludes Kaeya might have come from the Dark Sea, by the poem he gives him:
Venti: "Majestic waves cresting, surf roaring its tale, none but the ocean to hear as I sing."
Venti: "The stars in my eyes as I chart toward the horizon, that into one day, from the endless dome of night I shall spring."
Palaces of the Seelie can be found in one particular ruin of the Dark Sea: Drunkard's Tale, where the Seelie maiden was situated. (AKA Columbina)
This wasteland is said to be a land beyond the dominion of the deities, inhabited only by the grotesque ghostly remains of fallen gods, where the former palaces of the Seelie now stand empty.
In the Veluriyam Mirage event, Kaeya starred in a play written by Zosimos. According to Idyia, Zosimos based the play on a rumor he heard about a thief and a mage, meaning there might be some truth to it. He then combined the story with Idyia's backstory.
Kaeya's character, the unnamed dagger bandit, follows a shooting star, which turns out to be a woman. The dagger bandit is most likely meant to be someone related to Kaeya, since he hailed from a dark realm and his vision is modified to look like an 8-pointed star (as per Zosimos's design). The dark realm could very well be Khaenri'ahn.
As it turns out, Zosimos's namesake Zosimos the alchemist, claimed fallen angels were the ones who taught humans the art of metallurgy.
The ancient and divine writings say that the angels became enamoured of women; and, descending, taught them all the works of nature. From them, therefore, is the first tradition, chema, concerning these arts; for they called this book chema and hence the science of chemistry takes its name.
…Yeah, I don't think it's a coincidence the play Kaeya starred in was written by this specific guy 😮💨
Maybe we're meant to equate the fallen star with a fallen angel. Whoever this fallen star and dagger bandit are, is unknown, but I think we can safely assume it has something to do with Kaeya's family and/or Khaenri'ah's deeper lore.
Kaeya's constellation is a peacock. Peacocks have countless eyes just like how angels are popularly depicted. In Renaissance art, angels are even portrayed with peacock wings.
The description of Kaeya's friendship namecard in CN implies he has many Augen. 👁
孔雀漂亮尾羽上的花纹很像是永不闭上的眼睛。所以凯亚并非少了一只眼睛、而是···
The patterns on the beautiful tail feathers of a peacock resemble eyes that never close. So Kaeya isn’t missing an eye, but…
And then it just trails off. I think it’s meant to say: "Kaeya isn’t missing an eye, rather he has many of them."
Perhaps they were being literal.
The Jinn
In his hangout, Kaeya gifts the Traveler a lamp said to have housed a powerful Jinni. As said before Jinn are descendants of the Seelie.
The people turned against each other, and the Jinn scattered across the lands… Broken souls became fuel to a titanic machine, and the mindless descendants of the Seelie were degraded into slaves of infinite power…
In comparison to other companion gifts, who are connected to their item in some way, Kaeya's gift stands out as an outlier… unless it is a surprise tool that can help us understand him later.
He is also familiar with the tale of the Shepard and the Magic Bottle, although he changes the ending of the story as he recounts it to Klee. This book is about a Jinni who gets freed from a bottle...
Kaeya owns a lucky coin that can allegedly do anything he wishes from it. He then goes on to say there's a pre-existing arrangement between them. Perhaps this coin has a Jinni fragment inside of it similar to Benben.
That would be the simple explanation… but nothing is ever simple with Kaeya.
MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
Now onto the most damning piece of evidence. Kaeya himself is based on the changeling baby from Midsummer Night's Dream. Oberon is the Fairy King, whose name is the French derivative of Alberich.
This checks out as Oberon was also an important figure from the Merovingian Dynasty that included names such as Chlothar and Caribert.
Titania is the Fairy Queen, who adopted her scion's baby after she died in childbirth. This baby was the son of an Indian king, in other words, an Indian prince.
In today's popular culture, Titania is the Queen of the Summer Court, also known as the Seelie Court.
Most literature, folklore, and pop-culture interpretations of faerie depict Titania as the actual leader of the Seelie Fey, she often rules the Summer Court.
Princess Fischl is also connected to this play, as she had created a Sommernachtgarten, or Summer Night Garden, that now lies in ruins in the domain Midsummer Courtyard.
Suddenly Kaeya and Fischl being featured in the Midsummer Island events start to make sense. I wouldn't be surprised if Fischl showed up again in this year's summer event.
How Kaeya and Princess Fischl are connected is still unclear but the possibility of them being related keeps growing. Whatever the case, the Indian prince's (adoptive) mom being a Seelie Queen is pretty straightforward.
"But isn't he adopted? That means he isn't a Seelie!" Yes, but remember Oberon, Titania's husband, is Alberich who Kaeya IS related to.
It's hard to tell what direction they're going in, but I have no doubt Kaeya is half-something, because the other character he is based on is Hagen, who is always half-Human, with the other part being either dwarf or elf.
With all the angel/Seelie/Jinn connections, I think we can guess what Kaeya's other half is.
Before I forget: Oberon and Titania fought over the child; Oberon wanted the boy to become a knight, his henchman, but Titania refused as she felt obligated to raise him in his mother's stead. Unfortunately, Oberon succeeded in getting Titania to hand over the child, as he had trapped her in a dream-like state...
Another fun thing I discovered is that the title of the trailer Winter Night's Lazzo is a reference to Midsummer Night's Dream as well.
An explanation for this could be that aside from the aforementioned Seelie, there exist a darker counterpart, the Unseelie, which has its roots in Scottish folklore.
The most common courts from traditional legends are the Seelie or Summer Court, and the Unseelie or Winter Court.
In popular culture, the Unseelie Court is the Winter Court ruled by the Queen of Air and Darkness: the sister of Titania. This Winter Queen seems to be unnamed but I've found some call her Mab, another reference to one of Shakespeare's plays.
Did you know they probably named Snezhnaya after the fairy tale of the Snow Queen, which is Snezhnaya Koroleva in Russian? Snow Queen, Winter Queen, Tsaritsa... The shoe fits 🤷🏽♀️
In Genshin, there is no mention of any Unseelie yet, but if the Seelie are like angels, then the Unseelie might be the equivalent of fallen angels or demons. Well, we shall see how that plays out.
Back to Titania, she was a fairy who adopted her friend's son after she passed away. Is there is a character who could fulfill this role for Kaeya, acting as some kind of guardian angel?
NICOLE REEYN
Nicole is a witch of the Hexenzirkel, known as Mage "N". She is a powerful prophet capable of divining the fate of the world.
She is also a teacup.
Alice says Nicole is the guide who never gets lost and that she is obsessed with guiding people. That's literally Seelie 101!
Alice: The "guide who will never get lost" is N, otherwise known as Nicole. You may have not encountered her yet, but she is a truly extraordinary woman who has made this world's direction and order her subject of study.
Alice: Some of you may be fortunate enough to have already heard her voice. Like a prophetess, she will only speak to guide people toward the truth when a change has occurred in the world.
Alice: She has a tendency to… suddenly speak in someone's mind without any warning.
The witch pictured on this slide from the Hexenzirkel teaser is most likely Nicole since it immediately cuts to her teacups.
She is blowing away wind similar to depictions of wind deities. The accompanying subtitle even is "sometimes, we all need to vent our troubles to the wind". This could mean Nicole is some kind of air spirit…or a Seelie, who were once "faster than a storm" according to the Aranara.
Perhaps she's a Seelie, or a descendant of the Seelie, similar to the Jinn. In the Danish opera Holger Danske, Titania is the Queen of the Sylphs, who are air spirits. We don't have Sylphs mentioned verbatim in the game yet, aside from Venti being an air spirit.
Kaeya conveniently has several references to the wind.
He is dubbed the Frostwind Swordsman, his outfit is called Icy Featherflight, his OTHER outfit is Sailwind Shadow, his sixth constellation is Glacial Whirlwind, and he has a passive that decreases stamina consumption…
Noelle even describes him as someone who comes and goes with the wind.
As mentioned in the previous section, Kaeya was stranded on a deserted island, this might be referring to the Nameless Island, which, according to an old blog post on the official CN website, Kaeya visited on his birthday. Where this island came from is unclear but it is shrouded in mist and invisible on the map.
The Nameless Island has a sun-or moondial associated with the God of Time. The weathered transcription is as follows:
Ravaged Carving: "Stories brought on the wind will bloom into legends in due time."
You can also hear this faint voice speaking when you do the quest related to the island:
Faint Voice: "An ancient tale comes whisked in the wind…"
Faint Voice: "In time, it will grow and sprout once again…"
In the same blog post, Kaeya says the following:
我还有很多故事…还有很多时间。
I have plenty of stories… and plenty of time.
😮💨
When Kaeya casts his burst you even see him pull the wind towards himself, towards that eight-pointed star.
Furthermore, he came to Mondstadt during a LATE SUMMER NIGHT'S STORM, contradicting the fact that there hasn't been a single storm in Mondstadt since Venti gave them his protection.
Kaeya's Character Story
"If Master Crepus hadn't taken me in, I doubt I'd have made it through the storm that night."
Vind: Since Lord Barbatos began protecting Mondstadt, we have not seen a single storm, and the watchtowers have slowly fallen into disrepair.
He probably wasn't lying about this since Varka could have easily fact-checked this with Diluc or Dawn Winery.
Perhaps Nicole was responsible for this odd contradiction if she was the one who guided Kaeya and his father to Dawn Winery. Maybe she became a giant wind turbine, who even knows anymore.
"But why would a witch go through all this trouble for just one guy?" If Titania took care of her friend's baby after she died, then maybe Nicole was friends with Kaeya's mom and decided to offer her protection.
Or perhaps they were sisters. There is after all a teacup from the same teaset missing from the trailer.
Let's just get this out of the way first: No, Nicole is not Diluc's mom, the pattern on the teacups can be found within the architecture of Dawn Winery, which means she's either the founder or an ancestor of Crepus or both. Angel's Share is named as such for a reason.
Diluc does not possess any huge Seelie/fairy/angel/witch connections other than Angel's Share so I don't think she's related to him. Kaeya on the other hand 🤷🏽♀️
I am not going to say anything about the possibility of Nicole being Kaeya's mom, but I will say that Nicole's name means "Victory of the people", while the first character in Kaeya's name means victory as well.
Nicole = from νίκη (níkē, “victory”) + λαός (laós, “people”).
Kaeya = 凯亚, 凯 = music of triumph; paean; triumph; victory
And please don't forget the poor missing teacup next to Nicole's, it is no doubt going to be important.
Anyway, Kaeya does have some serious connections to Princess Fischl, with hints at him being a Prince continuing to persist, so he's definitely not some random guy. Whether he's aware of this or not is debatable.
He's called "our last hope", by his father, which like everything pertaining to Kaeya, is never explained. However, the Aranara Aranaga describes hope as a dream that never dissipates… A Midsummer Night's Dream if you will 😉
Aranaga: There are dreams because there is memory. Memory is nourished, so there is life. So, it can grow, the thing to repel Marana (forbidden knowledge).
Traveler: I'm guessing you mean "hope"?
Aranaga: Yeah, right you are, Golden Nara (Traveler). The thing that flows, cannot be seen, cannot be touched… Hope. Like the wind… But it never dissipates, like a dream.
Nabu Malikata
Nicole has some fascinating similarities with Nabu Malikata that I will briefly list here:
Nabu Malikata last name can mean angels but it can also mean queen. Nicole Reeyn's last name is derived from reine which also means queen.
"Nabu" means prophet in Akkadian and she was able to predict her own death, Nicole is a prophetess too.
After Nabu Malikata disappeared, Deshret dreamed of her feeling her way through a crystalline maze. The inside of Irminsul is a crystalline maze. Nicole is part of the Hexenzirkel who travel to the Irminsul to study it.
Nabu Malikata is the Mistress of the Orchard and Wine, Nicole has ties to Dawn Winery, a wine orchard.
Nabu Malikata is also a dream-mother, capable of giving humans dreams. According to Furina's character blurb, Nicole left a fabel inside someone's dream.
I can't say they're the same person but this is one of those things that will keep haunting you once you uncover it. And now they will haunt you.
ARLECCHINO
Enter "Father".
What we know of her so far is that she is the last surviving descendant of Khaenri'ah's Crimson Moon clan. Arlecchino's blood is cursed, yet unlike the other curse-bearers we know like Dainsleif and Chlothar, she still ages visibly. Before we get ahead of ourselves, it's specifically stated in her boss description that she IS the Crimson Moon's SOLE scion, so Kaeya is likely not part of that bloodline.
Someday, the hearth-fire's faint radiance shall burn the old world away, incinerating the final scion of the baleful moon as well.
I think we all know by now that Arlecchino has some angelic features.
Like Kaeya, she is associated with an animal with many eyes: a spider. And like Kaeya, she wears one prominent wing on her back but only when she is in battle. This wing is actually crafted by her from spider silk, so it's not actually an "organic" wing.
Arlecchino shares boss theme lyrics with the most famous one-winged angel in recent history: Sephiroth (FF7). They are both in turn inspired by Abezethibou, a fallen angel with one red wing. The interesting thing about Sephiroth is that he was born from an experiment, where they injected cells from an alien "calamity" into him when he was still a fetus. This led him to develop the iconic one black wing.
Furthermore, the title of Arlecchino can be traced back to the Erlking, an evil elf who could kill children with just one touch. Arlecchino does seem to be somewhat inspired by him as seen in this comparison.
Erlking means Elf King which just so happens to be the meaning of Alberich (Elf King). 🤨 There's even a dude straight up called Alf (elf) in the Perinheri book.
In the Romance-speaking world, beings comparable to elves are widely known by words derived from Latin fata ('fate'), which came into English as fairy. This word became partly synonymous with elf by the early modern period.
😑…
Since the Balemoon Bloodfire that runs through Arlecchino's veins originates from the long-dead Crimson Moon, it's possible that either the moons are angels or they were the ones who created them. The Seelie must have come into existence somehow; it would make sense for them to originate from the Moon Sisters.
The moons would not be as low-ranked as the Seelie-angels, they'd most likely be akin to Archangels/other higher ranked angels. Luckily for us, Mona's astrolabe conveniently uses the names of 4 Archangels.
(From the Wiki)
Mona's astrolabe (Outer ring): GBL URL MKL RPL
The archangels Gabriel, Uriel, Michael, and Raphael.
…It is unknown who they are referring to but since she is using her astrolabe to divine someone's fate they're probably the names of the three Moon Sisters + Sun. (We can't be sure yet if the Four Shades are the Moon Sisters/Sun so I will refrain from making that assumption until we know more.)
Arlecchino has another weird ability: her blood can create afterimages or shadows which appear like this around her in her boss fight:
These look awfully similar to the Pari in-game, and Pari just so happen to be like fairies in Persian mythology. Arlecchino's nickname was even Perrie, which is probably a pun on Peri, the inspiration behind the Pari.
In the game, the Pari are sentient beings of Khvarena, which in turn was separated from Nabu Malikata's body. As it happens, Khvarena can also dwell inside humans, these people are called the scions of Khvarena. (More on that here where I proposed Kaeya's mom might have been one of these scions.)
Stamen of Khvarena's Origin
Nabu Malikata: "And so I separated you (Khvarena) from my body, and I ask you now to prevent that nightmare's coming."
No doubt about it: Arlecchino is carrying the bloodline of a (dead) moon angel…thing. Maybe all Khaenri'ahns are descendants of angels, but it's hard to say for now if they inherited it through normal means, or if the Crimson Moon clan used a ritual to transmute their blood. According to the book Perinheri, the Crimson Moon dynasty was deeply involved with alchemy, though it fell off by the time of the Eclipse Dynasty.
(Perhaps they even used the Moon's remains (ashes) to achieve this. Maybe that's why Arlecchino glitches: she was "re-born" from the "afterimage" (ashes) of the Crimson Moon.)
Combined with Zosimos's play implying the fallen star was a fallen angel, Khaenri'ahns could very well be descendants of fallen angels. In that case, they could be like the Nephilim, who are descendants of humans and fallen angels. Nephilim is often translated as giants or the fallen ones, which is very funny considering the meaning of Titania's name (Titan).
Speaking of Titania… In Arlecchino's teapot voicelines she talks about an opera called The Unexpected Dream. Unclear if this is referring to thee Midsummer Night's Dream, but given what we know of this game and its apparent obsession with the play, it wouldn't be too far-fetched to assume it is.
The name Titania for the queen of the fairies appears to have been the invention of Shakespeare, for, as Mr. Ritson remarks, she is not "so called by any other writer." Why, however, the poet designated her by this title, presents, according to Mr. Keightley, no difficulty. "It was," he says, "the belief of those days that the fairies were the same as the classic nymphs, the attendants of Diana. The Fairy Queen was therefore the same as Diana whom Ovid (Met. iii. 173) styles Titania."
Also, scholars suggest Shakespeare's Titania is ultimately referring to the moon goddess Diana, so make of that what you will. There's even a part in the play where Titania looks up at the moon and likens it to a crying eye… Another fun fact: on Tsurumi island, there's a mural from the ancient civilization ruins that references a poem about Diana by the Latin poet Catullus.
In any case, Arlecchino basically adds fuel to the theory that Khaenri'ahns might be the descendants of angels/Seelie. Though whether they inherited it naturally, through snorting up moon ashes or making deals with suspicious purple crystals remains to be seen. The Balemoon Bloodfire is dubbed a "noble blood" which means the Crimson Moon clan was regarded as nobility. Just another thing Arlecchino and Kaeya have in common.
This poses another conundrum for Kaeya though: if it's his Khaenri'ahn father who gave him his supposed "angel" ancestry as opposed to his mother, we're still left with the mystery of where he got his royal heritage from. Nobility ≠ royalty.
The Alberichs weren't of royal blood, we know this, yet Kaeya's prince-baiting adventure continues, same as it ever was 😮💨
BREATH OF THE FEYWILD
This is the fun part where I list similarities between Kaeya and the Seelie, from his design to his personality.
Visual Design
As you know, Kaeya has a giant wing on his back with three feathers. (Funnily enough the pattern on the outer border is the same as the sun- or moondial on the Nameless Island 😑)
No one else has wings on their outfit other than Paimon and Skirk who has a tiny one on her back. Arlecchino has one wing that only appears in battle or during her charged attack. Seelie courts have a little wing emblem and that angel in the Dragonspine Mural has a stylized wing.
Kaeya has one eye and wears a fluffy boa, same as the Seelie husks we see floating around. Though Kaeya doesn't have two horns, the peacock on his namecard does have two little feathers on its head.
Also, the Seelie emblem on the domain murals look similar to the 8-pointed star on Kaeya's outfit. The downward point is elongated which could represent the cone-shaped legs the Seelie husks have.
Seelie and their beauty keep being equated to moonlight… Kaeya is canonically called good-looking in-game, and has unexplained lightstreaks in his hair.
He also ordered a Moonlit Alley in his hangout (with Venti present) and gifted the Traveler a Moon Pie for his most recent birthday😒. Surely of no importance whatsoever.
Personality
I am basing this on the known Seelie we have in the game: Nabu Malikata, Columbina, and Angelica (from the book Perinheri).
First of, Seelie were guides of humanity, and taught them wisdom and language.
Arama: A Seelie? In the ancient stories, Seelies were a great race with wisdom and beauty beyond the pale of this earth. They traveled with Nara (humans) and taught Nara languages and the philosophy of nature.
… In his teapot dialogue, Kaeya offers to put together a guide for the Traveler when they ask for his wisdom.
Traveler: Can I rely on your words of wisdom in the future?
Kaeya: I'm at your service. In fact… would you like me to compile a guide for you…?
Kaeya: It would contain all kinds of practical knowledge for at home and on the road, including the techniques I have developed for communicating with people from all walks of life. I'd like to share it all with you.
Kaeya acts as a teacher for Klee giving her advice on how to dodge the authorities (Jean) and whatnot.
Speaking of dodging, as stated previously, Seelie were said to be faster than a storm, and Kaeya has a passive called Hidden Strength that decreases stamina consumption. He's actually one of the fastest running characters-gameplay wise.
The loading screen description for Seelie says the following;
Now you see them, now you don't.
Finally an explanation for Kaeya's ability to teleport in his normal attacks. It's just as Noelle said, he comes and goes with the wind.
In Scottish folklore Seelie will ask humans for help and give them a reward in return. In his Story Quest, Kaeya does the same, asking the Traveler for help and gifting them a sword for their efforts. Yes, it was a trap but he did do all of that, and in his Story Quest no less! Story Quests are designed as a glimpse into the character's life….
Wait a minute, he led them into a trap. Where have I heard that before?
Angelica! The woman from the book Perinheri is very obviously an angel (HER NAME LITERALLY GIVES IT AWAY) and thus potentially a Seelie, or at least someone belonging to the angel hierarchy.
Angelica led Hleobrant on with promises and then led him into a trap, not unlike what Nabu Malikata did to Deshret. She knew she was going to die and used his feelings for her to make sure she would never be forgotten.
Furthermore, if a Seelie is insulted they will exact revenge on those who wronged them.
Diluc: Yes… about Kaeya…
Diluc: I should have known he would see this as the perfect opportunity to get back at me.
Dude pulled up the Wikipedia page on Seelie 😭😭😭.
Another thing about Kaeya is that he will collect the fears and sensitivities of people as material to tease them about. …In the Harbingers trailer, Columbina teases Dottore about his age, knowing full well he's sensitive about it.
Columbina: I must say, you're looking very young today, Doctor
Dottore: You know very well that I do not take that as a compliment
Wanderer describes Columbina as someone who is eerily unbothered and unfazed in every situation.
About Damselette
Let me ask: what should you do if you were to encounter a "damsel" who is oblivious and innocent at any given time, and unconcerned and unfeeling in any given situation? If it were me, I could at least challenge her to a fight. But if it were you… with your conscience, I would stay away from her.
In his character story, Kaeya is described as having a cavalier attitude which in that context means, "showing arrogant or offhand disregard; dismissive", since he put the lives of his men in danger by triggering a Ruin Guard 😂. They hate to see a whimsical guy winning.
Character Story 5
Sinister thoughts flashed through Kaeya's mind, and he simply smirked:
"This world is truly… fascinating."
You can also see this in Crepus's famous death scene where he was standing in the back smirking Just according to keikaku.
According to Scara, Columbina appears to be oblivious, though whether she's feigning or not remains to be seen. Kaeya has his own fair share of moments where he pretends to be in the dark.
Think the opposite of Furina who pretended to know everything.
He even acted like a "damsel" in need of help right of the bat in his Story Quest.
Kaeya: This is bad… Such a hassle… What am I going to do…
Traveler: What's wrong, Kaeya? You don't usually lose your chill.
Kaeya: Oh, thank the Thousand Winds! (Traveler), your arrival must be the grace of the gods!
Kaeya: If I may ask — envoy sent by the Anemo God to save this mere mortal — could you spare a moment?
(Would be very fun if Columbina and Kaeya know each other from the dark recesses that is Kaeya's childhood and Kaeya is mimicking her behavior like some kind of mentee.)
Both Nabu Malikata and Columbina do not seem to possess human emotions which makes sense since they operate on a higher level than humans. Does make you wonder if Kaeya's occasionally strange behavior is a result of him being half-Seelie.
While not exactly a personality trait, Kaeya repeats some of Nicole's sayings which I thought was interesting.
Nicole: History does not change easily, but human hearts can.
Kaeya: History always repeats itself.
Kaeya: Anyway, that's exactly why actors need to wake up and realize they don't have to follow the script. There's nothing to stop them from following their gut and making it up as they go along.
As for why Kaeya would know this: find out in 2026 😂 (😭)
Venti
Since fairies and air spirits are another potential branch of Kaeya's family tree we can consult the most prominent air spirit in the game: Venti.
Kaeya and Venti have a lot in common, personality wise. Both like alcohol, are mischievous, and have a very mellow attitude.
They also tend to disappear when we need lore the most.
This is very stereotypical of how fairies are portrayed. Down to their love of wine and penchant to pull pranks.
Is Venti some kind of Seelie? Well, he does have wings, and he was a single thread of the thousand winds which represent freedom… Freedom, just like Angelica.
Play within a play
In Midsummer Night's Dream, the fairies toy with the humans like dolls. It's their meddling that causes all the mishaps in the play. They even call Oberon the King of Shadows, with shadows referring to the fairies as well as being Elizabethan slang for actors.
[…] even within this fictional world [Shakespeare] has created, the human characters are still treated as plot devices, pawns to be manipulated and directed across the play by the faeries.
If you've read the manga, you know where this is going.
If not:
“All the world's a stage, and all the people merely players – Kaeya Alberich”
–William Shakespeare
Kaeya has more instances where he treats people like they are fulfilling a role: in his outfit description he talks about the bandit and the knight as roles they have to fulfill. When he first meets the Traveler, he applauds like he just witnessed a performance. In Diluc's Story Quest, he breaks the fourth wall by mentioning the chapter of the Story Quest he's in.
Paimon: Kaeya!? Where did you come from?
Kaeya: I just picked a good spot to quietly sit and watch the show.
Paimon: Whaaa… You've been here this whole time!?
BECAUSE HE COMES AND GOES LIKE THE WIND KEEP UP PAIMON
And after Crepus's death he ponders on the roles he should have played: that of a son and that of a brother.
Very normal behavior…FOR A SEELIE.
You see, Deshret and Nabu Malikata created a City for the Jinn, called the City of Amphitheaters… where they had theaters 😮💨
Altar of Mirages
The Jinn once used this place as a free theater and a paradise without sorrow or care.
Princess Fischl also introduced theater to the paradise of the Immernachtreich where her people would dedicate plays to her. (Don't underestimate how connected she is to all this!)
PERINHERI
In case you're unaware, a new book released in patch 4.5 called Perinheri has given us new Khaenri'ah lore. I'll only mention the bits relevant to the theory but it's definitely worth reading if you haven't already.
In the story, a woman named Angelica visits the "Kingdom" as a supposed Princess from some defeated nation. Angelica declares she will marry the greatest knight of the Kingdom and lists several names, one of which is Alberich, leader of half of the knights.
But that's not the interesting part.
Angelica leads Hleobrant outside the Kingdom's borders which causes him to transform into a beast. This is because he is cursed: his ancestors forsook their gods when they came to live at the Kingdom.
Angelica, however, bears no such curses as she explains:
The witch, Angelica, explained thus:
"Hleobrant is the descendant of those who forsook their god and came to the Kingdom. This is why the Kingdom's obstinately pure-blooded aristocracy persists. This is the price of betraying your own god.
As for you, Perinheri, you are one who drifted there. Thus, you bear no such curse. You may not have the nobility to shoulder a world, but you too have your own destiny.
And as for me? I betrayed no one, not for a moment, until my god died, so I too bear this curse not. But you now see who I truly am, yes?"
Look. I don't think I need to spell this out but Angelica is an angel, her name is even explained to mean "one who is as a divine emissary", which, as we established before, are Seelie. Kaeya even has that stupid book The Adventures of Angelos which is obviously a hint towards whatever the fuck he is.
Angelos, Angelica…. Need I say more? 😮💨😮💨😮💨
She also conveniently disappears at the end BECAUSE SHE COMES AND GOES LIKE THE WIND
Anyway, this could explain why Kaeya isn't cursed, his mother was a Seelie who never forsook her god. We don't know what the bloodline of Khaenri'ahns consists of… so I can't confidently say they are all descendants of angels. Kaeya definitely is though. You're still a Seelie and that's FINAL.
Otherwise I don't know how else you could explain all of the above.
If he's not a Seelie/angel or a descendant of one, then the only explanation I can think of is that he was blessed by one and is under their protection. Perhaps he was even raised by a bunch of them like the Indian prince from Shakespeare's play.
Maybe in some kind of Sommernachtgarten ☀️🌺
Or a Winter Palace 👸🏼❄️
Frost Prince, Sun Prince, Seelie Prince, whatever Kaeya might be, I will keep updating this post as we go along for the sake of the five people reading this 🫡.
It's like Shakespeare always said, it's Kaeya's world and we're all just living in it.
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De Amarres y Ridiculeces
De amarres y Ridiculeces
En la vida hay situaciones ridículas. Comer gorditas fritas mientras se espera a la santera de confianza del mercado más fresa del estado era ciertamente algo especial, más no lo más ridículo en la vida de Ricardo Salazar; un joven Beta de veintinueve años cuya existencia se resumía a la perfección como promedio: Cabello oscuro, piel trigueña y ojos cafés. En cuanto personalidad, a Ricardo le gustaba pensar que era una persona positiva, un tanto tímido pero que sabía divertirse, con metas y aspiraciones de una existencia simple, donde no le faltaría ni sobraría nada y quizá tendría el cliché entero de encontrar a su alguien.
La realidad era muy diferente.
Ricardo era ansioso, su mente iba más rápido de lo que le gustaría, por lo que siempre se encontraba imaginando escenarios ridículos que jamás sucederían, suponiendo y lastimándose a sí mismo sobre como el resto del mundo lo veía, por lo cual se escondía detrás de un humor simple, sonrisas condescendientes y una armadura de lógica que pretendía alejarse de todo lo que fuera emocional. En resúmen: un adulto apenas funcional.
Si algo había que resaltar de Ricardo era su suerte, no era afortunado ni tampoco una desgracia andante, simplemente era imán de situaciones extrañas y ridículas que solo se les podía denominar como «Patoaventuras». Y fue una de estas situaciones la que lo llev�� a su predicamento actual.
En un jueves cualquiera de septiembre había comenzado a llover, no hubiera sido notable si no fuera porque fue el diluvio anual de la ciudad y, en cuestión de minutos, las principales avenidas se habían inundado, atrapando a media ciudad en tiendas, autos y autobuses. Con la suerte de Ricardo, él había quedado atrapado en la ruta de camino a su casa; el conductor, en su dulce y amable buena acción del día, le había negado la parada por el nivel del agua y le había asegurado que más adelante, donde las banquetas eran más altas, lo dejaría bajar; Pero cuando el nivel del agua dentro de la ruta comenzó a subir y la unidad tuvo problemas para continuar, fue obvio que nadie bajaría de ese autobús pronto.
La lluvia continuó, el agua sucia y pestilente siguió filtrándose rápido y constante, afuera el nivel del agua llegaba a las ventanas y pronto los pasajeros se vieron en la necesidad de tratar de salir al techo, mientras llegaban las autoridades a rescatarlos.
Fue cuando, ayudando a subir a los demás pasajeros al techo, tomó la mano de un joven médico Omega —de bonito rostro, cabello castaño claro y ojos miel—, que sintió la electricidad que los libros de biología, la literatura rosa y las canciones de señora —que escuchaba a escondidas—, se manifestó de la yema de sus dedos hasta la última punta de su cabello, un bonito olor a hierbabuena y lavanda se hizo presente, ocultando el olor de aguas negras, le faltó el aliento y —por un glorioso segundo que duró el suspiro sin aliento que se escapó de sus labios— se sintió en la gloria, había encontrado a su primer destinado.
—¡Me llamo Juan! —gritó el joven Omega—¡por lo general no apesto!
De inmediato el encanto terminó y la realidad volvió a registrarse, Juan, con su bata blanca empapada en aguas negras, su rostro bonito y su sudadera de animé, desbordaba juventud e inocencia, su inaudita belleza iluminaba a los gremlins que sobre el camión veían todo con cara de circunstancia. Por su parte Ricardo estaba con un aspecto deplorable, con una playera vieja de una banda que nadie conocía, puerca por el agua y que contorneaba su pequeña panza de oficinista, sus jeans aguados caían pesadamente en sus piernas dándole el atractivo de un payaso de circo, su rostro cansado, ojeroso y sucio.
—Soy Ricardo —contestó paseando sus ojos por todos lados— parece que…
—¡Sí! —gritó Juan de nuevo.
Por su mente una sinfonía de gatos maullando en sufrimiento fue lo único que se le hizo comparable a ese momento, coronándose como el tema de su gran historia de amor: horrible, doloroso y mortificante.
Poco después llegaron los bomberos para ayudarlos a bajar del autobús, Ricardo daba gracias al cielo que pronto podría irse a su casa a bañarse, pero cuando todos los omegas y las mujeres Beta habían sido rescatados y llegó su turno de bajar, una bombero alfa —alta, morena y de cabello corto— lo tomó por la cintura para ayudarlo a subir a la lancha de forma segura, fue que encontró a su segunda destinada; el mismo coro celestial y filtro rosa pastel le quitó el aliento, un olor de cajeta envinada llegó a él y supo que esa mujer era la segunda pieza en su destino.
De la impresión ambos se habían dejado ir y la mitad de Ricardo cayó a las aguas negras, siendo rescatado a último segundo por los brazos de la Alfa que rodearon su torso y lo pegaron a ella de una manera tal que asemejaba el abrazo torpe de un niño a una mascota.
A Ricardo la situación le pareció horrible. Encontrar a sus destinados, mojado y apestoso cual rata de alcantarilla, en el techo del autobús porque otra vez la ciudad se inundó —a pesar de los meses de obras y tráfico para precisamente evitar los mismos hechos de todos los años— tenía su propia categoría.
Impresionante en verdad.
Con todo esto, sus destinados tuvieron reacciones muy tibias: Juan le había sonreído con timidez y le dio un apretón de manos un tanto infantil, mientras que la alfa, Julieta, le dio dos palmadas y su nombre de usuario en instagram para después irse a continuar su trabajo.
El trayecto al IMSS fue de lo más patético, con Juan a su lado preguntándole sobre él, qué hacía, dónde trabajaba, todo al tiempo que trataba de cubrirlo con su chamarra de anime que no le quedaba ni en un brazo. ¿La conversación? un desastre. Ambos eran un par de espantaviejas andantes, pero no compartían gustos en común, la diferencia de edad, aunque no mucha, se hacía notoria y dolorosa al encontrarse en momentos diferentes de sus vidas, siendo Juan aún estudiante de medicina y él un trabajador de oficina que se había rendido al dulce consuelo del capitalismo. Se separaron con la promesa de hablar en otra ocasión con más calma.
Ricardo llegó a gritar a su casa esa noche.
Días después había acordado verse con su otra destinada para tomar un café, con Julieta la cosa había sido aún peor. Su destinada era preciosa, verla le hacía girar el rostro con vergüenza al sentirse inadecuado. Entonces comenzó la conversación y nuevamente no había nada en común, nada fluía entre ellos, fueran gestos o conversación, solo había silencios prolongados y miradas incómodas.
Con un suspiro cansado y sacudiendo las manos, decidió que no había razón por qué lamentarse de algo que —sin duda— era muy común, no serían ni los primeros ni los últimos en no congeniar con sus destinados. La idea de que con un roce entre pieles y un aroma sublime, uno encontraba su gran historia de amor, era bella, pero no realista; biología, genética, espiritualidad y demás cosas no podían ofrecer certeza cuando había tantas variables, la crianza, el carácter y preferencias no dejaban de existir solo por ese chispazo de electricidad.
Ricardo sólo podía encoger los hombros y decir «ni modo». Siguió con su vida como siempre, contestando sin mucha atención los mensajes que le llegaban a mandar Julieta o Juan y viéndose muy de vez en cuando para las únicas actividades que eran de interés para los tres: comer y gastar.
La vida continuó normal, hasta que un día comenzó con lapsos de un pseudo celo, donde el calor de su cuerpo no podía ser calmado con nada más que el contacto ajeno, el cual le causaba más disconfort que el golpe de calor o los baños de agua fría que debía tomar para controlar su temperatura; esto aunado a una necesidad de tallarse como gato sobre cualquiera que le hablara bonito.
Como cualquier adulto responsable, se esperó hasta que alguien más le obligó a ir al doctor, después de que, en un repentino golpe de calor, había colapsado en la oficina.
En el IMSS la asistente se rió de él cuando llegó diciendo que se estaba presentando como omega. Riendo a todo pulmón, como perro con tos, le había dado un panfleto ridículo para niños de seis años sobre que era el sexo secundario y, por pura lástima, lo había pasado con el médico general de inmediato.
Pequeñas bendiciones.
La doctora, una Beta joven y malhumorada que le miraba con aburrimiento y rodaba los ojos cada que explicaba sus síntomas, le dijo que no tenía nada físico, que lo que sea que tenía probablemente fuera resultado del estrés y, para rematar, le dijo que tenía que bajar de peso. Ricardo la maldijo por dentro y le agradeció con una tímida sonrisa.
Cuando se iba de regreso a la oficina, Juan llegó corriendo tras de él, llamándole con voz animada y agitando la mano derecha en una forma de saludo.
—¿Por qué no me dijiste que habías venido a mi clínica? —preguntó Juan colgándose de su brazo— no contestaste nuestros mensajes esta semana.
—Perdón, perdón —se llevó la mano a la frente y masajeó su entrecejo—. No me he sentido bien, así que he tratado de no usar mi teléfono o computadora.
—Vamos por un café, en media hora salgo del turno —se recargó en su brazo, tallando su mejilla en su hombro.
—No, perdón pero no me siento bien y tengo que volver a la oficina, podemos quedar la próxima semana.
—¡Pero…!
—Es mejor que nos veamos en otra ocasión.
Los ojos de Juan enrojecieron y el agarre sobre el brazo de Ricardo se estrechó, sus labios temblaron abriendose y cerrandose sin poder pronunciar palabra alguna; Ricardo no tuvo el corazón de negarle nada:
—Está bien —apretó los ojos y se masajeó la sien—, no creo poder volver a la oficina ahora de todas formas, me tomo una aspirina y nos vamos.
—Déjame le mando un mensaje a Julieta, creo que está de descanso hoy.
Juan sacó su teléfono, sin soltar el brazo de Ricardo, mandó un mensaje rápido y jaló al beta por los jardines del IMSS donde lo abandonó en una banca con una bolsa de croquetas y la promesa de volver después de checar de salida.
Ricardo soltó un suspiro cansado y comenzó a lanzar croquetas como si fueran migas de pan.
Poco después recibió un mensaje de Julieta que había llegado, de ahí los tres se fueron a un café cercano y se acomodaron en una mesa escondida que se encontraba justo debajo de las escaleras al segundo piso.
Los tres pidieron cafés a una joven mesera omega que veía la elección de mesa con la ceja levantada; en cuanto se retiró los tres se quedaron en silencio silencio prolongado hasta que un suspiro interrumpió el silencio. Julieta se pasó la mano por el cabello y fijó sus ojos en Ricardo, para después sin ningún rodeo soltar:
—Te drogamos.
Ricardo se ahogó con su propia saliva, volteando a todas direcciones.
—No son drogas —negó Juan rodando los ojos—, el señor brujo dijo que era no más un incentivo, para atraer lo que se quiere, ley de la atracción o algo así —torció la boca—, pero algo salió mal, me han dado unos bochornos horribles y unos cambios de humor muy raros.
—Igual para mí —continuó Julieta con un suspiro cansado—. De pronto me han dado ganas de acurrucarme con alguien y echarme todo el día —hizo una mueca de asco—. En la estación me dieron vacaciones forzadas por el estrés, pero nada había pasado hasta que fuimos a ese puesto.
—No entiendo —ladeó la cabeza cual perro confundido, con una ceja fruncida y la otra levantada— ¿están diciendo que me hechizaron? No sabía que creían en esas cosas. ¿Y cuándo me drogaron?
—¡A mí me gusta! —contestó emocionado Juan— es muy interesante, cuando te vas a la raíz de la idea tiene bastante sentido, ¡además lo conseguimos en oferta!. Como dije, no te drogamos, solo te pusimos un poquito de poción cuando fuimos por bubba tea la última vez.
—Es divertido —completó Julieta con una sonrisa— Yo tampoco creo mucho en estas cosas, pero tienen su encanto.
Los miró anonadado por un largo rato, cosas así solo pasaban en las telenovelas y, en cierta forma, le resultaba insultante. Se pellizcó la nariz exasperado y, no más porque quería hacerlos sentir mal, suspiró largo y pesado para proseguir a ocultar su rostro en su mano y negar con pesar.
—Por favor, al menos dígame que no era algo raro.
—Nos dijeron que era una mezcla de hierbas y hechizos, libre de crueldad animal. —contestó Julieta con total seriedad.
—Don Jacinto nos dijo, que él no podía ayudarnos, pero que Madame Luv podría ya que se especializa en hechizos de amor.
—Esto es muy raro, yo no creo en esas cosas —torció la boca y desvió la mirada— tomaré unos días de vacaciones, han sido días muy estresantes y por eso todo está… mal.
Ricardo se preparó para retirarse, pero al mismo tiempo Juan y Julieta se colgaron de sus brazos para detenerlo.
Abrió los ojos en sorpresa al notar las miradas desesperadas de ambos. Suspiró cansado y se dejó caer en la silla nuevamente, su corazón de pollo no se resistió a la petición de sus ingenuos destinados. Suspiró nuevamente y aceptó tomar unos días para atender lo que querían.
Julieta y Juan celebraron con un grito.
Y así es así como llegó a su situación actual, comiendo gorditas fritas en compañía de sus destinados, esperando que el puesto de «Madame Luv» abriera para ver lo de su «problema».
Si algo era rescatable de la situación, era el descubrimiento del puesto de la señora Laura, una agradable mujer omega que apreciaba la verborrea de Juan, las preguntas extrañas de Julieta y sus masculinos (y muy patéticos) lamentos.
—Malena llega como a estas horas, muchachos.
—¡Otra de torta de camarón por favor! —pidió Juan con una sonrisa —y un jugo de mango por favor!
—Para mi otra de papas, porfavor —Julieta se giró en el banco hacia Ricardo— ¿quieres algo más?
—Una quesadilla de pancita por favor. —refunfuñó mordiendo el último pedazo de la que traía en su plato— y una de sesos.
—Y una quesadilla de pancita y otra de sesos.
—Salen dos gorditas, un boing y dos quesadillas, una de pancita y una de sesos para los jóvenes!
—¡Lauris! ponme una de comal combinada, por fis
Ricardo levantó la mirada, la femenina y animada voz de una mujer, probablemente de unos cincuenta años, con un rostro bonito y agradable, alta —mucho más que él— delgada, con una peluca de largos caireles negros; Llevaba un vestido blanco con encaje, una chamarra de mezclilla y unos tacones bajos.
—Male, los muchachos están esperando a que abras, tienen problemas de amor —Se rió la señora Laura lo más discreta que pudo— aquí el joven fue hechizado.
Malena dirigió su mirada a él y esbozó una sonrisa juguetona, se acercó, sus tacones haciendo un encantador ruido al caminar hacia él; Ricardo subió la mirada, se encogió en sí mismo y se alejó ligeramente de ella.
La mano de Malena tomó su mentón con los dedos índice y corazón.
—¿En qué problemas te has metido, muchacho?
—Lo drogamos —respondió Julieta, levantando la mano como si pidiera la palabra.
—¿Necesito llamar a la policía? —preguntó Malena, frunciendo la nariz.
—¡No lo drogamos! —protestó Juan indignado —conseguimos un kit de amor y algo salió mal.
Malena levantó la ceja y recorrió a Julieta y Juan con ojos entrecerrados. Frunció el ceño en confusión y fijó su vista en Ricardo, sonriendo con humor al notar la timidez de este bajo su toque.
—Ok, ok, explíquenme qué pasó mientras desayuno —se sentó junto a Ricardo, llevándose el dedo índice a la mejilla y recargando el corazón sobre sus labios.
—Pues… —se rascó la ceja Julieta —Juan y yo le hicimos un hechizo de amor— echó la cabeza hacia atrás y los ojos hacia arriba— exactamente eran una poción de amor y una de lujuria.
Ricardo se atragantó al escuchar eso, se dio varios golpes en el pecho para no ahogarse con el refresco y miró a Julieta y a Juan con sorpresa, pensó que había sido algo más inocente, no algo que implicaba el acto de… le dio un escalofrío al pensar en ello.
Sus destinados eran objetivamente atractivos, una parte de él se sentía como una rana fea a su lado, pero en verdad jamás había pensado en ninguno de ellos en esa forma, la idea de tocar o domesticidad le resultaba indiferente y en cierta forma hasta adversa.
—¿Cómo que lujuria?
—¡No teníamos malas intenciones! —interrumpió Juan al notar el incomodo de Ricardo —es solo que no parecías tener mucho interés en vernos —bajo la mirada con el rostro rojo de vergüenza—, creo que si nos conoscieramos mejor seríamos buenos amigos. Después de todo, somos destinados por algo ¿no?
Ricardo bajó la mirada y se mordió el labio, sintiéndose culpable por hacer sentir a sus destinados como si no quisiera nada con ellos, más cuando por su parte siempre sintió que le contactaron más por obligación que por un genuino deseo de conocerle.
—Pero eso no es todo, ¿o sí, mis niños?
Subió la mirada y notó a Juan y Julieta revolviéndose en sus bancos, en sus rostros se reflejaba incomodidad y arrepentimiento. Julieta apretó sus dedos y trató de responder varias veces, más nada salió de sus labios. Juan se mordió los labios y respondió.
—Don Jacinto nos advirtió que no podíamos darle las pócimas sin intención —tragó fuerte —pero no es mentira, yo quiero mucho a Ricardo, pero… no así.
—Es la primera vez que conozco a alguien que me trata sin esperar nada de mi por ser una mujer alfa —confesó con voz baja—, y presiento que somos similares en la forma que pensamos y sentimos sobre estos temas —hizo una pausa breve, su rostro enrojeciendo—, pensamos que quizá si sintieras afecto o atracción, sería más fácil encontrarnos en un punto medio.
Los tres destinados se quedaron en silencio, asimilando las confesiones de Julieta y Juan. Ricardo mordió su labio inferior, muy a su pesar sintiendo una mezcla de afecto y comprensión por sus destinados.
—Estos muchachos de ahora —interrumpió la señora Laura sirviéndoles lo que habían pedido— siempre complicandose por cosas que no deben.
—Da envidia de la buena, ¿no? —respondió con humor Malena—Ser joven e inocente siempre es una bendición.
Ambas mujeres mayores rieron con humor, avergonzando a los tres destinados aún más.
Malena dio una palmada y sonriendo ampliamente se dirigió a ellos.
—Muy bien muchachos, como son unos niños muy lindos les haré un descuento —con su mano hizo un ademán de acariciar billetes— después de todo el trabajo duro lo harán ustedes.
Después de eso, Malena los había llevado a su puesto donde les explicó que debían hacer un viaje espiritual juntos, la cercanía y el conocerse más ayudaría a que los efectos de las pócimas no fueran tan molestos. Debían pasar al menos el fin de semana juntos, desconectarse de sus obligaciones y encontrar el punto de entendimiento, todo esto a base del temor más grande de todo adulto inepto: la comunicación.
Decidieron ir a un municipio cerca, reservaron una habitación de hotel triple y se fueron por carretera en el carro de Julieta; Ricardo iba de copiloto mientras Juan se asomaba entre los asientos para platicar. La conversación fue fácil, por lo que Ricardo pudo, al fin, relajarse entre ellos.
—Me gusta mi trabajo —dijo Julieta sonriente —siempre me ha gustado entrenar— hizo un puchero infantil —no porque sea alfa, es solo que es muy satisfactorio ¿y qué mejor que ayudar a los demás?
—A mí igual me gusta ayudar —intervino Juan—, a mis padres siempre les hizo ilusión tener la triada de las profesiones. —sonrió y rodó los ojos —medicina, derecho y arquitectura. Es pesado pero no me imagino haciendo otra cosa —se recargó en el asiento de Ricardo —¿Y tú Ricky?
—Me gusta el dinero —soltó un poco avergonzado Ricardo —sí me gusta la tecnología y programar, es muy interesante —se rió y bajó la mirada —no es emocionante cómo ayudar a las personas, pero nunca hay un día aburrido con tickets a soporte.
—Yo solo sé prender la computadora y apagarla —comentó Julieta distraída —, realmente no necesito utilizarla y para cuestiones de entretenimiento uso mi teléfono.
—Yo hace mucho que no ocupo una que no sea para llenar notas médicas —se quejó infantilmente Juan —¡extraño huevonear las tardes! ¡Se me va mi juventud!
Los tres rieron de buena gana y continuaron así su viaje hasta llegar a su destino: un pueblo mágico del estado que recordaba al centro de la ciudad por su estilo colonial, todas las calles eran aún de empedrados y la edificación más grande y vistosa era la parroquia local.
Dejaron las cosas en su hotel, una antigua hacienda rústica de cantera, que había visto mejores días, que los tres encontraron encantadora.
Ese día lo pasaron turisteando, visitando lugares, comiendo cuanto pan de pueblo se les atravesaba, compartiendo nieves con vino que ninguno disfrutó. Todo muy agradable y normal, hasta la hora de la cena.
Fueron por tacos de asada y mientras esperaban les sirvieran en el pequeño local, unas chicas beta se acercaron a Juan, para ver si quería irse con ellas esa noche. Juan se negó de la forma más amable que pudo, sin embargo no pasó desapercibido para nadie la mueca de desagrado que hizo. Las chicas se retiraron avergonzadas y les desearon una buena estancia.
Después de eso la cena pasó en un silencio pesado que nadie se atrevió a romper.
Ya en el hotel Ricardo se echó en una de las camas de la habitación, su espalda agradeció el descanso. De pronto sobre de él se echó Julieta en un cómico movimiento con los brazos tiesos y a su otro lado se dejó caer Juan pesado.
—Me incomoda —comenzó en voz baja Juan—, no puedo siquiera imaginar algo así, pensé… —hizo una pausa y tragó fuerte —pensé que cuando conociera a mis destinados quizás…
—No es extraño —contestó Ricardo sin mirarlo —los destinados es una idea romántica que no siempre resulta como lo pintan —torció la boca— tocar o compartir esos momentos de intimidad es algo que se construye —giró su rostro a Juan— a veces está ahí y a veces simplemente… no y no tiene nada de malo.
—Cuando me ayudaste ese día, sentí que podríamos entendernos y —sonrió— cuando íbamos en la lancha al IMSS y lo único en tu cara era incomodidad cuando traté de darte mi chamarra, pensé que si éramos iguales. —-suspiró girando para encontrar los ojos de Ricardo —me alegra haberlos encontrado.
—Fue lo mismo para mí —confesó Julieta, apoyándose en sus brazos para verlos a ambos —te veías mortificado —se rió— pero no hiciste ninguna demanda o pregunta, me dejaste irme a seguir con mi trabajo —bajó la mirada— puede que no parezca mucho, pero… para mí sí.
—Esto es todo lo que puedo dar —confesó Ricardo dirigiendo su vista al techo—, no hay más, esto es todo lo que soy y todo lo que puedo ofrecer.
—Me gusta así.
—A mi igual.
Los tres se tomaron de las manos y se quedaron dormidos, sin notar que desde hace tiempo los efectos de las pócimas habían dejado de molestarlos.
Encontrar a sus destinados había sido una experiencia, por decir lo menos. Exasperante y ridículo, pero no aburrido. No había sido nada como lo que habían esperado, no había conexiones mágicas ni deseos incontrolables, simplemente encontraron con quien compartir momentos mundanos como comer gorditas fritas.
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