alexyeehaw

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

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Ima start saying shit like “im retiring for the evening”

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Have you ever been to the omegaverse

Can you guys just ask me how my day is or something

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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

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Playing D&D.  We found ourselves in a shop, like usual. Somehow I accidentally bought an old crone with a quill.  All she does is overline the writing on all my scrolls with a broader nib.

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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every time mitski says [my god i’m so lonely] [you’re growing tired of me you love me so hard and i still can’t sleep] [i’ve been big and small and big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants me] [i don’t want your pity i just want somebody near me] [so please hurry leave me i can’t breathe please don’t say you love me] [and i hope you leave right before the sun comes up so i can watch it alone] [and i know no one will save me]

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howl’s moving van

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i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

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why do US military bootboys walk around in public in their cringe costumes all the time

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

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Quackity stands in court, ready to be the best lawyer the world’s ever seen. This case is easy, he’ll definitely win. The judge speaks. “Uh, actually, op is a dream stan, case closed.”

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heres how bedrock bros can still win

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