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minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.

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McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter

The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).

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Call an ambulance…

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despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat

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Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)

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You have a choice between destroying the political cartoon art style or the family guy/CAD/goanimate art style

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none of you are allowed to badmouth winnie the pooh. i will find out and i will destroy you.

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Great Goblin Gift Ideas

~For the Goblins in your life~

-A Trip to The Thrift Shop with a $50 free for all -Pebbles you found on a hike in the woods -Spare Buttons -Worms -those plastic jewels, you know the ones -A Box to hold treasures -or a nice draw string bag -Daggers -Fingerless Gloves -A Beanie Hat -Keys -Bottles of unusual shape or Size (bonus if they are both) -Light Blocking Curtains -A Boot Scraper -A Toad -Spare Coins or Game Tokens

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So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

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Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

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Hero Rats

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Did you know goats grow on trees 🐐 

Video by @ash.agahi

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oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

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people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.