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alfvaen · 3 minutes ago
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Conservatives are coping and seething in the replies about this but I can not emphasize enough how I have not seen a dentist since I was under my parents insurance and in the coming weeks I can finally get my teeth checked and my one crooked tooth potentially fixed without breaking my bank.
It wasn't just a celebration of beating the conservatives to me, it was about having a good PM for a change: something I never remember having after growing up in the days of Stephen Harper, who was a shitheel, and then Justin Trudeau, someone who had a lot of good IDEAS but didn't possess a modicum of the backbone required to get any of them done
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alfvaen · 39 minutes ago
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Sinister Marble
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alfvaen · 2 hours ago
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Eaty Pickers
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alfvaen · 5 hours ago
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Glove Bag
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Liquid Chicks
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alfvaen · 6 hours ago
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Capturing Race
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alfvaen · 7 hours ago
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Roborook
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alfvaen · 8 hours ago
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Objurgative
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alfvaen · 8 hours ago
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alfvaen · 9 hours ago
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Little Rosie
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The Outlaw's Revenge
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alfvaen · 10 hours ago
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Spairahemon
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alfvaen · 11 hours ago
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Infinite Luck
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alfvaen · 11 hours ago
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Pawthole
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alfvaen · 12 hours ago
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The Very Ending
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alfvaen · 13 hours ago
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Character Magnets
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alfvaen · 14 hours ago
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Hm, I was pondering about the recent-ish trope of Adventuring Guilds (effectively trade unions for protagonists in fantasy rpg-inspired settings, which I’m sure I’ve seen in a bunch of things but the main example that springs to mind is Goblin Slayer to my annoyance but the Hero Association in One Punch Man has a similar albeit superhero-slanted deal), and how mechanically in the setting they exist to ensure x reward is provided for x amount of work/danger involved but in a meta sense are there so the characters don’t have to go looking for heroing gigs on ye olde Craigs Lyst or something.
It’s an interesting idea, similar in a manner to the many fantasy trope-tinged guilds in the Discworld novels of the late great Terry Pratchett, although an amusing idea occurred to me with the idea of trade unions for fantasy heroes.
Like, if there are unions to ensure employment and fair pay for folks clearing out dungeons, getting gnolls out the cabbage patch, stopping gnomes from going through your bins, and so on, then, logically, there much exist fantasy hero scab workers as well.
Folks that the local king or something brings in for lower pay on more dangerous jobs. Folks who are, say, completely new to the setting, out of their depth, and are thrust into a dangerous situation by a seemingly benevolent authority figure because said authority figure is too cheap to hire someone who understands the risks involved and asks more suitable wages for the role…
Y’know…
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