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why am I so exhausted lately every day I get home and feel like I’ve been run over with a truck

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”are you a masochist” or any forms thereof should just not be a socially acceptable question outside of bdsm clubs imo

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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

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except Jess she’s more like my best friend and captor and knight in shining armor and cult leader and acolyte and priest and object of obsession and home and the personification of joy and the other half of my soul. but like the rest of you

I’m very fond of many of my mutuals on here even though we rarely speak. you guys are like fucked up sorority sisters to me

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I’m very fond of many of my mutuals on here even though we rarely speak. you guys are like fucked up sorority sisters to me

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real

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@woolf1e it’s not as bad as I expected but still who tf would wear any of this

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when will people stop taking it personally that I don’t want kids

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how are you going to make teletubbies sexy. who the fuck buys this shit

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popcorn is already perfect as is why would you ruin it by making it spicy cheddar caramel flavored. what even is spicy cheddar caramel. who’s idea was that to put those flavors together

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I found the single based redditor! After all this time! I can finally, finally stop searching

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Source: Making Out; The Book Of Lesbian Sex And Sexuality - Photography by Laurence Jaugey Paget

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Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.